How 'bout one of them foot long sandwiches?
Got some tasty cola right here
Now look at that 
Chevy goShe's faster than greased up lightning
Soda pops and pimple cream will gladly kick ya down the green
Just coat your cred with vaseline and shove it up your ass
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But now I'm hoinfodaman
I'm hoin' for the advertising
Advertising man
Oh man, that's a juicy burger
Crispy on them fries please
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But now I'm hoinfodaman
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But now I'm hoinfodaman
I'm hoin' for the advertising
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Soda pops and pimple cream will always kick ya down the green
But the worst thing about ol' 
Charlie Sheen is when 
Hanes, they sold his ass
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But now I'm hoinfodaman
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But now I'm hoinfodaman
I'm hoin' for the advertising
Advertising man
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But now he's hoinfodaman
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But now he's hoinfodaman
He's hoin' for the advertising
Advertising man