Got a badge, a red rider at rocket camp
Out at Nohack 
PeakLookin' for jailbirds left an' right
Tryna' knock 'em up out the trees
Errybody i know's watching 
ClintWe all like watching 
Clint(Hi Hi Hi Hiiii)
All the lil' snaps wanna be like 
ClintThey all wanna be like 
ClintBut i wanna be like 
Lee Van Cleef
You know i wanna be like 
LeeWhatever happened to 
Lee Van Cleef?
Whatever Happened to 
Lee?A yellow 
Studebecker with a 302
I see the green naugahydeput a couple a' dinks in that pickup trucka few more dents in his pride
At Hilltop 
Drive-In their watchin' 
ClintThey all like watchin' 
Clint(Hi Hi Hi Hiiii)
All the babies scream they wanna see 
Ol' ClintThey all wanna see 
Ol' ClintBut i wanna see, 
Lee Van Cleef
You know i wanna see 
Ol' LeeWhatever happened to 
Lee Van Cleef?
Whatever Happened to 
Lee?Now the 
Studebecker's gone, 
Lee's passed on
Clint's still sharp as can be
Hilltop Drive-
In is an Auto 
MallBut no-one's built over 
LeeHe'll get a kick outta watchin' 
ClintWe all get a kick outta 
Clint(Hi Hi Hi Hiiii)
But Lee never been none quite like 
ClintThere's really only one 
ClintBut i really did like 
Lee Van Cleef
I sure did really like 
LeeWhatever happened to 
Lee Van Cleef?
Whatever happened to 
Lee?We still get a kick outta watchin' 
ClintWe all get a kick outta 
ClintHi Hi 
Hi HiiiThere ain't never been one quite like 
ClintThere's really only one 
ClintI always did like 
Lee Van Cleef
Always did like 
LeeNobody's steely like 
Lee Van Cleef
Whatever happened to 
Lee?Whatever happened to 
Lee Van Cleef?
Don't forget about 
Lee.