作曲 : Les Claypool/Primus/Todd Huth
It was a weekend's eve,
I had sex on my breath
I was lookin' for somethin' to see.
With a borrowed blackleather and my best fishin' hat.
Well it was just 
Wendy O. and me.
We called old 
SwampUp on the telephone
And said we was comin' on
Down to pick him upand then, he said,"Hey Swampy, me and Greeny'll come along -But only if we can bring a friend.""His name is Harold."
I said "Okay."
Now, we had a
Swamper, Greeny, 
Wendy O, Stanley,
Harold of the 
Rocks and me.
We hopped into my dart
And headed for the nightbreak
To see a man they call 
Schooly D.
Harold he's a friendly guy.
He rambles on and on.
He'll talk the balls offa rhinosaurus.fact is he just doesn'tmake much sense.
Well Stan said"This guy's pretty bizarre Gus."
Harold of the 
Rocks.I saw 
Harold at a party
Trouzy threw 
Late one night.
I said, "hey man,Do you remember me?"
He said, "O' courseI do Snapdad andLet me tell ya right'Bout now I'm litUp like an ol' Christmas tree."
Hey bro you know 
I'dlike to thank you once again for let'n me
Hang with ya' all across the bay.when 
I look back at that night 
I get me a
Warm spot across my heart." Then he shook my hand,and walked away.That's teh last I seen of Harold.Harold of the Rocks.So in the end,Swamper and GreenyFinally succumb toThe ways of Harold.And in doing soEach gave just a little bitOf his soul away.Wnat a couple of dumbshits.