Sathington Willoughby

	We are gathered here
	Today in these majestic
	halls of old to honor
	a man they call
	Sathington Willoughby.
	There's a joke or two,
	A pun or three
	I feel that must be
	told then I go on to
	speak of Sathington Willoughby.
	Sathington Willoughby
	the legislator that
	penned us up a bill
	that banned the use
	of certain things like this and that.