| Song | Numanoid Hang-Glide |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | This Leaden Pall |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| Please don’t tell me what you think while I tell you about | |
| The copse that I retreat to where I’m hemmed in by the Larch | |
| Where nobody can bother me and the voices in my head | |
| Cease their Dif Juz ramblings for a while | |
| I was best man dead in our road four years on the run | |
| Always chose the same demise, dehydration on a long jog | |
| Where once you wiped away my tears and cleaned my grazed knees | |
| You hang-glide with the Numanoids and snub my rare disease | |
| The one in which I get these silly visions in my mind | |
| And have to write them all down for the nurse | |
| Gazza in a Mozzer mask goofing by the pool | |
| Eating all the Caramacs, howay cemetery gates | |
| I said to Jesus, “How much do you love me?” | |
| He said “This much” and he stretched out his arms and died | |
| And I thought to myself: is that a stock reply? | |
| Or are there exceptions for the likes of REO | |
| Speedwagon | |
| Speedwagon | |
| La la la la la la la la la la | |
| La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la |
| Please don' t tell me what you think while I tell you about | |
| The copse that I retreat to where I' m hemmed in by the Larch | |
| Where nobody can bother me and the voices in my head | |
| Cease their Dif Juz ramblings for a while | |
| I was best man dead in our road four years on the run | |
| Always chose the same demise, dehydration on a long jog | |
| Where once you wiped away my tears and cleaned my grazed knees | |
| You hangglide with the Numanoids and snub my rare disease | |
| The one in which I get these silly visions in my mind | |
| And have to write them all down for the nurse | |
| Gazza in a Mozzer mask goofing by the pool | |
| Eating all the Caramacs, howay cemetery gates | |
| I said to Jesus, " How much do you love me?" | |
| He said " This much" and he stretched out his arms and died | |
| And I thought to myself: is that a stock reply? | |
| Or are there exceptions for the likes of REO | |
| Speedwagon | |
| Speedwagon | |
| La la la la la la la la la la | |
| La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la |
| Please don' t tell me what you think while I tell you about | |
| The copse that I retreat to where I' m hemmed in by the Larch | |
| Where nobody can bother me and the voices in my head | |
| Cease their Dif Juz ramblings for a while | |
| I was best man dead in our road four years on the run | |
| Always chose the same demise, dehydration on a long jog | |
| Where once you wiped away my tears and cleaned my grazed knees | |
| You hangglide with the Numanoids and snub my rare disease | |
| The one in which I get these silly visions in my mind | |
| And have to write them all down for the nurse | |
| Gazza in a Mozzer mask goofing by the pool | |
| Eating all the Caramacs, howay cemetery gates | |
| I said to Jesus, " How much do you love me?" | |
| He said " This much" and he stretched out his arms and died | |
| And I thought to myself: is that a stock reply? | |
| Or are there exceptions for the likes of REO | |
| Speedwagon | |
| Speedwagon | |
| La la la la la la la la la la | |
| La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la |