| Song | Malayan Jelutong |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | This Leaden Pall |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| I have no Shire Horse | |
| To pull my narrowboat | |
| I’ll go and see the carpenter | |
| See what he suggests | |
| “Have you tried Tik and Tok, | |
| The robotic dance pair? | |
| They’re not enthusiasts | |
| But of course the law is on your side” | |
| Singing a song | |
| Just singing a song | |
| When my grave’s waist-deep in meadow grass | |
| No more strawberry jam for the Guild | |
| Will they still say, whenever bobsleigh’s on, | |
| “Hey I would love to have a go at that”? | |
| Stromsgodset Under-Fives | |
| Did the offy by us | |
| I spoke to Farmer Coombes | |
| Had other things on his mind: | |
| “Them Massey Fergusons | |
| Rub me up the wrong way | |
| And have you seen my son? | |
| Wears his baseball cap the wrong way round” | |
| Singing a song | |
| Just singing a song | |
| When my grave’s waist-deep in meadow grass | |
| No more strawberry jam for the Guild | |
| Will there still be in the back pages | |
| Adverts for The Original Breton Shirt? | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song… |
| I have no Shire Horse | |
| To pull my narrowboat | |
| I' ll go and see the carpenter | |
| See what he suggests | |
| " Have you tried Tik and Tok, | |
| The robotic dance pair? | |
| They' re not enthusiasts | |
| But of course the law is on your side" | |
| Singing a song | |
| Just singing a song | |
| When my grave' s waistdeep in meadow grass | |
| No more strawberry jam for the Guild | |
| Will they still say, whenever bobsleigh' s on, | |
| " Hey I would love to have a go at that"? | |
| Stromsgodset UnderFives | |
| Did the offy by us | |
| I spoke to Farmer Coombes | |
| Had other things on his mind: | |
| " Them Massey Fergusons | |
| Rub me up the wrong way | |
| And have you seen my son? | |
| Wears his baseball cap the wrong way round" | |
| Singing a song | |
| Just singing a song | |
| When my grave' s waistdeep in meadow grass | |
| No more strawberry jam for the Guild | |
| Will there still be in the back pages | |
| Adverts for The Original Breton Shirt? | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song |
| I have no Shire Horse | |
| To pull my narrowboat | |
| I' ll go and see the carpenter | |
| See what he suggests | |
| " Have you tried Tik and Tok, | |
| The robotic dance pair? | |
| They' re not enthusiasts | |
| But of course the law is on your side" | |
| Singing a song | |
| Just singing a song | |
| When my grave' s waistdeep in meadow grass | |
| No more strawberry jam for the Guild | |
| Will they still say, whenever bobsleigh' s on, | |
| " Hey I would love to have a go at that"? | |
| Stromsgodset UnderFives | |
| Did the offy by us | |
| I spoke to Farmer Coombes | |
| Had other things on his mind: | |
| " Them Massey Fergusons | |
| Rub me up the wrong way | |
| And have you seen my son? | |
| Wears his baseball cap the wrong way round" | |
| Singing a song | |
| Just singing a song | |
| When my grave' s waistdeep in meadow grass | |
| No more strawberry jam for the Guild | |
| Will there still be in the back pages | |
| Adverts for The Original Breton Shirt? | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song, singing a song | |
| Singing a song |