| Song | This Leaden Pall |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | This Leaden Pall |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| It’s the year 2163 | |
| Chester Barnes is risen from the dead | |
| And he’s coming round to creosote the fence | |
| And I for one feel spartan and monastic | |
| As the drama unfolds on the lawn | |
| There’s a wager between the staff and me | |
| That Barnsey can’t complete the job before | |
| I take my final Stannah up the stairs to the stars | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Sssh… | |
| Granddaughter doesn’t want to know | |
| Ever since she got into the charts | |
| Ask her what perfume she wears | |
| “Self-Righteous” by Anita Roddick | |
| The doctor overrates me in my room | |
| And with the regularity of doom | |
| A geezer with a double-necked guitar | |
| Comes and tells me Tales from Topographic Oceans | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Sssh… |
| It' s the year 2163 | |
| Chester Barnes is risen from the dead | |
| And he' s coming round to creosote the fence | |
| And I for one feel spartan and monastic | |
| As the drama unfolds on the lawn | |
| There' s a wager between the staff and me | |
| That Barnsey can' t complete the job before | |
| I take my final Stannah up the stairs to the stars | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Sssh | |
| Granddaughter doesn' t want to know | |
| Ever since she got into the charts | |
| Ask her what perfume she wears | |
| " SelfRighteous" by Anita Roddick | |
| The doctor overrates me in my room | |
| And with the regularity of doom | |
| A geezer with a doublenecked guitar | |
| Comes and tells me Tales from Topographic Oceans | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Sssh |
| It' s the year 2163 | |
| Chester Barnes is risen from the dead | |
| And he' s coming round to creosote the fence | |
| And I for one feel spartan and monastic | |
| As the drama unfolds on the lawn | |
| There' s a wager between the staff and me | |
| That Barnsey can' t complete the job before | |
| I take my final Stannah up the stairs to the stars | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Sssh | |
| Granddaughter doesn' t want to know | |
| Ever since she got into the charts | |
| Ask her what perfume she wears | |
| " SelfRighteous" by Anita Roddick | |
| The doctor overrates me in my room | |
| And with the regularity of doom | |
| A geezer with a doublenecked guitar | |
| Comes and tells me Tales from Topographic Oceans | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Papal entourage give us a song | |
| Sssh |