| Song | Running Order Squabble Fest |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | This Leaden Pall |
| Half past four? Half past four? | |
| You said half past ten to us | |
| No dry ice? No dry ice? | |
| Hey Jason, they’ve got no dry ice | |
| There is no way on earth | |
| They should be on after us | |
| Five k? Five k? | |
| They can’t even play their instruments | |
| Listen squire, who d’you think | |
| Sold this thing out anyway? | |
| Them lot there? Them lot there? | |
| They haven’t even got an album out | |
| Sound man, sound man | |
| We’ve got our own sound man | |
| CND? CND? | |
| We’re not going on after Chas’n'Dave | |
| I don’t care, I don’t care | |
| Hello boys, there’s a change of plan | |
| You’re going on after Crispy Ambulance | |
| You’re going on after Crispy Ambulance | |
| You’re going on after Crispy Ambulance | |
| You’re going on after Crispy Ambulance |
| Half past four? Half past four? | |
| You said half past ten to us | |
| No dry ice? No dry ice? | |
| Hey Jason, they' ve got no dry ice | |
| There is no way on earth | |
| They should be on after us | |
| Five k? Five k? | |
| They can' t even play their instruments | |
| Listen squire, who d' you think | |
| Sold this thing out anyway? | |
| Them lot there? Them lot there? | |
| They haven' t even got an album out | |
| Sound man, sound man | |
| We' ve got our own sound man | |
| CND? CND? | |
| We' re not going on after Chas' n' Dave | |
| I don' t care, I don' t care | |
| Hello boys, there' s a change of plan | |
| You' re going on after Crispy Ambulance | |
| You' re going on after Crispy Ambulance | |
| You' re going on after Crispy Ambulance | |
| You' re going on after Crispy Ambulance |