| Song | Sponsoring The Moshpits |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | Some Call It Godcore |
| Download | Image LRC TXT |
| In front of bar staff the bands still play | |
| So I get on my knees and really pray | |
| Ask for inspiration from the boys up above | |
| Handed down a plan which seems simple enough | |
| Another bright idea from Gabriel | |
| To keep the small clubs afloat | |
| We should be sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Bang the drums | |
| Find a group that pulls a crowd and get them booked | |
| Then describe to companies how their name would look | |
| Plastered round the area where the punters mass | |
| Ten times more effective than the underpass | |
| It’s a bright idea from Gabriel | |
| To keep the small clubs afloat | |
| We should be sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Bang the drums | |
| Wine and dine Keith Prowse | |
| Ask him if he’d be interested in | |
| A deal with David Prowse | |
| Whereby everyone gets to the gig | |
| All safe and sound | |
| Come on everybody there’s no time to waste | |
| Ernie Ball, Rotosound, Zildjian and Paiste | |
| Common misconceptions will be left at the door | |
| And Sparks won’t come from Germany anymore | |
| So it’s thumbs up for Gabriel | |
| For keeping small clubs afloat | |
| We’re sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Bang the drums | |
| Wine and dine Keith Prowse | |
| Ask him if he’d be interested in | |
| A deal with David Prowse | |
| Whereby everyone gets to the gig | |
| All safe and sound | |
| And in this way your club will be saved | |
| From the JCB | |
| And in this way your club will be saved | |
| From JCB | |
| Moshpits, moshpits | |
| Sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Moshpits, moshpits | |
| Sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Moshpits, moshpits | |
| Sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Moshpits, moshpits | |
| Sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Moshpits, moshpits | |
| Sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Moshpits, moshpits | |
| Sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Moshpits, moshpits | |
| Sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Moshpits, moshpits… |
| In front of bar staff the bands still play | |
| So I get on my knees and really pray | |
| Ask for inspiration from the boys up above | |
| Handed down a plan which seems simple enough | |
| Another bright idea from Gabriel | |
| To keep the small clubs afloat | |
| We should be sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Bang the drums | |
| Find a group that pulls a crowd and get them booked | |
| Then describe to companies how their name would look | |
| Plastered round the area where the punters mass | |
| Ten times more effective than the underpass | |
| It' s a bright idea from Gabriel | |
| To keep the small clubs afloat | |
| We should be sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Bang the drums | |
| Wine and dine Keith Prowse | |
| Ask him if he' d be interested in | |
| A deal with David Prowse | |
| Whereby everyone gets to the gig | |
| All safe and sound | |
| Come on everybody there' s no time to waste | |
| Ernie Ball, Rotosound, Zildjian and Paiste | |
| Common misconceptions will be left at the door | |
| And Sparks won' t come from Germany anymore | |
| So it' s thumbs up for Gabriel | |
| For keeping small clubs afloat | |
| We' re sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Bang the drums | |
| Wine and dine Keith Prowse | |
| Ask him if he' d be interested in | |
| A deal with David Prowse | |
| Whereby everyone gets to the gig | |
| All safe and sound | |
| And in this way your club will be saved | |
| From the JCB | |
| And in this way your club will be saved | |
| From JCB | |
| Moshpits, moshpits | |
| Sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Moshpits, moshpits | |
| Sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Moshpits, moshpits | |
| Sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Moshpits, moshpits | |
| Sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Moshpits, moshpits | |
| Sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Moshpits, moshpits | |
| Sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Moshpits, moshpits | |
| Sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Moshpits, moshpits |
| In front of bar staff the bands still play | |
| So I get on my knees and really pray | |
| Ask for inspiration from the boys up above | |
| Handed down a plan which seems simple enough | |
| Another bright idea from Gabriel | |
| To keep the small clubs afloat | |
| We should be sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Bang the drums | |
| Find a group that pulls a crowd and get them booked | |
| Then describe to companies how their name would look | |
| Plastered round the area where the punters mass | |
| Ten times more effective than the underpass | |
| It' s a bright idea from Gabriel | |
| To keep the small clubs afloat | |
| We should be sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Bang the drums | |
| Wine and dine Keith Prowse | |
| Ask him if he' d be interested in | |
| A deal with David Prowse | |
| Whereby everyone gets to the gig | |
| All safe and sound | |
| Come on everybody there' s no time to waste | |
| Ernie Ball, Rotosound, Zildjian and Paiste | |
| Common misconceptions will be left at the door | |
| And Sparks won' t come from Germany anymore | |
| So it' s thumbs up for Gabriel | |
| For keeping small clubs afloat | |
| We' re sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Bang the drums | |
| Wine and dine Keith Prowse | |
| Ask him if he' d be interested in | |
| A deal with David Prowse | |
| Whereby everyone gets to the gig | |
| All safe and sound | |
| And in this way your club will be saved | |
| From the JCB | |
| And in this way your club will be saved | |
| From JCB | |
| Moshpits, moshpits | |
| Sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Moshpits, moshpits | |
| Sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Moshpits, moshpits | |
| Sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Moshpits, moshpits | |
| Sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Moshpits, moshpits | |
| Sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Moshpits, moshpits | |
| Sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Moshpits, moshpits | |
| Sponsoring the moshpits | |
| Moshpits, moshpits |