| Song | See That My Bike's Kept Clean |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | Voyage To The Bottom Of The Road |
| There’s one last favour I ask of you | |
| There’s one last favour I ask of you | |
| There’s one last favour I ask of you | |
| See that my bike’s kept clean | |
| It’s a long old lane and it got no end | |
| It’s a long old lane and it got no end | |
| It’s a long old lane and it got no end | |
| It’s a green light now but it’s gonna change | |
| There’s two white horses in a line | |
| There’s two white horses in a line | |
| There’s two white horses in a line | |
| And two white cars coming up behind | |
| My wheels stopped turning and my hands got cold | |
| My wheels stopped turning and my hands got cold | |
| My wheels stopped turning and my hands got cold | |
| It’s a long old vehicle that runs you down | |
| Did you ever hear a coffin sound? | |
| Did you ever hear a coffin sound? | |
| Did you ever hear a coffin sound? | |
| Then you know somebody’s got a cough | |
| You can scrape me off with a silver spade | |
| You can scrape me off with a silver spade | |
| You can scrape me off with a silver spade | |
| You may flush me down the golden drain | |
| Did you ever hear the church bells toll? | |
| Did you ever hear the church bells toll? | |
| Did you ever hear the church bells toll? | |
| Then you know that prick’s still on the road |
| There' s one last favour I ask of you | |
| There' s one last favour I ask of you | |
| There' s one last favour I ask of you | |
| See that my bike' s kept clean | |
| It' s a long old lane and it got no end | |
| It' s a long old lane and it got no end | |
| It' s a long old lane and it got no end | |
| It' s a green light now but it' s gonna change | |
| There' s two white horses in a line | |
| There' s two white horses in a line | |
| There' s two white horses in a line | |
| And two white cars coming up behind | |
| My wheels stopped turning and my hands got cold | |
| My wheels stopped turning and my hands got cold | |
| My wheels stopped turning and my hands got cold | |
| It' s a long old vehicle that runs you down | |
| Did you ever hear a coffin sound? | |
| Did you ever hear a coffin sound? | |
| Did you ever hear a coffin sound? | |
| Then you know somebody' s got a cough | |
| You can scrape me off with a silver spade | |
| You can scrape me off with a silver spade | |
| You can scrape me off with a silver spade | |
| You may flush me down the golden drain | |
| Did you ever hear the church bells toll? | |
| Did you ever hear the church bells toll? | |
| Did you ever hear the church bells toll? | |
| Then you know that prick' s still on the road |