| Song | Mathematically Safe |
| Artist | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| Album | Trouble Over Bridgewater |
| May morning, hanging round a trapdoor | |
| Saw a girl like I’ve never seen before | |
| I wanna make her mathematically safe | |
| Wanna keep her mathematically safe | |
| Take her up where we’re mathematically safe | |
| Gonna wake up mathematically safe | |
| Mid table there’s nothing much on my fork | |
| It’s alright though ‘cos I can go for my walk | |
| Around Cartmel, mathematically safe | |
| With no alarm bell, we’re mathematically safe | |
| On a lilo, in a sea of alright | |
| I’m a mongrel and I just won a dog fight |
| May morning, hanging round a trapdoor | |
| Saw a girl like I' ve never seen before | |
| I wanna make her mathematically safe | |
| Wanna keep her mathematically safe | |
| Take her up where we' re mathematically safe | |
| Gonna wake up mathematically safe | |
| Mid table there' s nothing much on my fork | |
| It' s alright though ' cos I can go for my walk | |
| Around Cartmel, mathematically safe | |
| With no alarm bell, we' re mathematically safe | |
| On a lilo, in a sea of alright | |
| I' m a mongrel and I just won a dog fight |