Ever since I was a young boy
I've played the silver ball

From Soho down to Brighton

I must have played them all

But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall

That deaf dumb and blind kid

Sure plays a mean pin ball

He stands like a statue

Becomes part of the machine

Feeling all the bumpers

Always playing clean

He plays by intuition

The digit counters fall

That deaf dumb and blind kid

Sure plays a mean pin ball

He's a pin ball wizard
There has got to be a twist

A pin ball wizard

S'got such a supple wrist

'How do you think he does it

I don't know

What makes him so good

He ain't got no distractions

Can't hear those buzzers and bells

Don't see lights a flashin'

Plays by sense of smell

Always has a replay

'N' never tilts at all

That deaf dumb and blind kid

Sure plays a mean pin ball

He can't beat me now
I've always been the champ

I know every trick
No freak's gonna beat my hand

Even on my usual table

He can beat the best
His disciples lead him in

And he just does the rest

He's got crazy flipper fingers

I never seen him fall

That deaf  dumb  blind kid

Sure plays a mean pinball

He's a pinball wizard

There has to be a twist
A pinball wizard

Got such a supple wrist

He's a pinball wizard

His score's a trillion more

A pinball wizard

The world's new pinball lord

He's scoring more

He's scoring more

More more more more

I thought I was the Bally table king

But I just handed
My pinball crown to him

To him

To him