| Song | You Can't Win |
| Artist | Portastatic |
| Album | Slow Note from a Sinking Ship |
| Meadows flying only to obscure my pathetic starring | |
| I tossed the keys into the river | |
| Lest you find the world unwilling | |
| Can't you see how I am killing off the windmills | |
| And I'm forcing you to race three-legged | |
| You can't win | |
| You can't win | |
| You can't win | |
| Put my ear up to the wall | |
| It's dark except the light behind your name | |
| Eventually the right things stay with you | |
| Not burned or scratched into your memory | |
| You can't win | |
| You can't win | |
| You can't win |