| Song | The Maggot |
| Artist | Goldie Lookin Chain |
| Album | Greatest Hits |
| 作曲 : Goldie Lookin Chain ... | |
| Space man blow up | |
| Oh, maggot, he's a modern day fagan | |
| Turfin' out your pockets like a | |
| Christian burns a pagan | |
| Drippin' with charm, style and panache | |
| He'll leave you sore like a venereal rash | |
| They tried to catch him, he says, time to dash | |
| He always leaves a party with a wallet full of cash | |
| He's a bastard but he's always lookin' flash | |
| With his shoes like | |
| Dick Turpin across his waist he wears a sash | |
| Sportin' top hat with a pocket watch too | |
| With the tallest member of the | |
| Goldie lookin' crew | |
| Watch out, if he's there when you're pissed | |
| He learnt his science from the man, | |
| Oliver Twist | |
| Of his crimes, we tried to compile a list | |
| Sellin' sexy | |
| DVD's of a | |
| Willy being kissed | |
| Stealin' pensions on the old and infirm | |
| Made a fortune sellin' doctors fake sperm | |
| Like Charles | |
| Dickens there's a lesson to be learned | |
| Beware, the maggot 'cos the worm has turned | |
| All of the youth shall witness the day that | |
| Babylon shall fall | |
| Just like | |
| Jack, the | |
| Ripper he'll do you up a kipper | |
| He's like a highway man holdin' up a | |
| Newport nipper | |
| He's smarter than | |
| Sherlock Holmes or | |
| I TV's Taggart | |
| I'm dapper refined and they call me the maggot | |
| Turn your back and your pocket he will pick | |
| His eyes and talons are fukin' deadly equipped | |
| Like a chameleon, | |
| I'm the master thief | |
| Usin' a disguise dressed like | |
| Penelope Keith | |
| You gotta smoke a reefer or two | |
| You gotta smoke a reefer or two | |
| You gotta smoke a reefer or two | |
| You gotta smoke a reefer or two | |
| I steal money and hide it in my rectal hole | |
| To takin' belongings in my ultimate goal | |
| I'll take your | |
| China and your silver and your soul | |
| By darkness and night | |
| I shimmy up the drain-pipe | |
| The maggot, the maggot, that's who | |
| I amDon't ever trust me, always doin' a scam | |
| I punched a woman and stole the baby and a pram | |
| I even sliced my penis up and sold it as ham | |
| Gold chains and watches, maggot's got plenty | |
| He pinched them from ladies and upset the gentry | |
| Like Sherlock | |
| Holmes bummin' | |
| Watson, it's elementary | |
| He's the modern day menace of the nineteenth century | |
| A gentleman thief, a scholar and a rogue | |
| Doing the locomotion like | |
| Kylie Minogue | |
| He's got the strength of ten like a maniac | |
| And I'm also identified as | |
| Spring-heeled | |
| JackHere he comes, watch out, son, he'll rip you off | |
| Here he comes, he's a money grabbin' bastard from | |
| NewportI'm maggot with the | |
| GLC big shout to all the | |
| ValleysFree | |
| Dick Turpin and the ring stinger | |
| Big up to | |
| Dipper Nan | |
| Merthyr Connection | |
| Postman Port big shout out to | |
| Postman Port | |
| And Mark, runnin' the bar, always sorts it big up | |
| Hafodrynys hotel | |
| Big up to | |
| Pontllanfraith crew also the west end crew | |
| AbercarnDid a wheelie on a | |
| Penny Farthing, big wheel up, big wheel up | |
| All the bus routes, | |
| X-15, 53, big respect | |
| Red and white [Incomprehensible] at cross keys | |
| And their rivals | |
| Glynn Williams | |
| Respect to you all say, all those that know fake | |
| ElvisOn their [Incomprehensible], | |
| Maggot signin' out, 2000 plus 3 | |
| Every man do his ting a little bit different |
| zuò qǔ : Goldie Lookin Chain ... | |
| Space man blow up | |
| Oh, maggot, he' s a modern day fagan | |
| Turfin' out your pockets like a | |
| Christian burns a pagan | |
| Drippin' with charm, style and panache | |
| He' ll leave you sore like a venereal rash | |
| They tried to catch him, he says, time to dash | |
| He always leaves a party with a wallet full of cash | |
| He' s a bastard but he' s always lookin' flash | |
| With his shoes like | |
| Dick Turpin across his waist he wears a sash | |
| Sportin' top hat with a pocket watch too | |
| With the tallest member of the | |
| Goldie lookin' crew | |
| Watch out, if he' s there when you' re pissed | |
| He learnt his science from the man, | |
| Oliver Twist | |
| Of his crimes, we tried to compile a list | |
| Sellin' sexy | |
| DVD' s of a | |
| Willy being kissed | |
| Stealin' pensions on the old and infirm | |
| Made a fortune sellin' doctors fake sperm | |
| Like Charles | |
| Dickens there' s a lesson to be learned | |
| Beware, the maggot ' cos the worm has turned | |
| All of the youth shall witness the day that | |
| Babylon shall fall | |
| Just like | |
| Jack, the | |
| Ripper he' ll do you up a kipper | |
| He' s like a highway man holdin' up a | |
| Newport nipper | |
| He' s smarter than | |
| Sherlock Holmes or | |
| I TV' s Taggart | |
| I' m dapper refined and they call me the maggot | |
| Turn your back and your pocket he will pick | |
| His eyes and talons are fukin' deadly equipped | |
| Like a chameleon, | |
| I' m the master thief | |
| Usin' a disguise dressed like | |
| Penelope Keith | |
| You gotta smoke a reefer or two | |
| You gotta smoke a reefer or two | |
| You gotta smoke a reefer or two | |
| You gotta smoke a reefer or two | |
| I steal money and hide it in my rectal hole | |
| To takin' belongings in my ultimate goal | |
| I' ll take your | |
| China and your silver and your soul | |
| By darkness and night | |
| I shimmy up the drainpipe | |
| The maggot, the maggot, that' s who | |
| I amDon' t ever trust me, always doin' a scam | |
| I punched a woman and stole the baby and a pram | |
| I even sliced my penis up and sold it as ham | |
| Gold chains and watches, maggot' s got plenty | |
| He pinched them from ladies and upset the gentry | |
| Like Sherlock | |
| Holmes bummin' | |
| Watson, it' s elementary | |
| He' s the modern day menace of the nineteenth century | |
| A gentleman thief, a scholar and a rogue | |
| Doing the locomotion like | |
| Kylie Minogue | |
| He' s got the strength of ten like a maniac | |
| And I' m also identified as | |
| Springheeled | |
| JackHere he comes, watch out, son, he' ll rip you off | |
| Here he comes, he' s a money grabbin' bastard from | |
| NewportI' m maggot with the | |
| GLC big shout to all the | |
| ValleysFree | |
| Dick Turpin and the ring stinger | |
| Big up to | |
| Dipper Nan | |
| Merthyr Connection | |
| Postman Port big shout out to | |
| Postman Port | |
| And Mark, runnin' the bar, always sorts it big up | |
| Hafodrynys hotel | |
| Big up to | |
| Pontllanfraith crew also the west end crew | |
| AbercarnDid a wheelie on a | |
| Penny Farthing, big wheel up, big wheel up | |
| All the bus routes, | |
| X15, 53, big respect | |
| Red and white Incomprehensible at cross keys | |
| And their rivals | |
| Glynn Williams | |
| Respect to you all say, all those that know fake | |
| ElvisOn their Incomprehensible, | |
| Maggot signin' out, 2000 plus 3 | |
| Every man do his ting a little bit different |