Oh, I wish I had a boyfriend I wish I had a loving man in my life I wish I had a father Maybe then I would've turned out right And now I'm just crazy I'm totally mad Yeah, I'm just crazy and ****ed in the head And maybe if I really try with all of my heart Then I could make a brand new start in love with you Oh, I wish I had a suntan I wish I had a pizza and a bottle of wine I wish I had a beach house Then we could make a big fire every night Instead I'm just crazy I'm totally mad Yeah I'm just crazy and ****ed in the head And maybe if I really try with all of my heart Then I could make a brand new start in love with you C'mon c'mon c'mon Kayla