| Song | A Contest Featuring Human Beings |
| Artist | Guided by Voices |
| Album | Sunfish Holy Breakfast |
| I drew up back when mr. skate came back from the attack | |
| The official fag saw the cake tossed into the lake | |
| And he crossed that lake with his overpaid army | |
| Of rats and snakes on whiskey ships | |
| And they are right, they were alive | |
| They were fools, making rules | |
| For their entrance into the butchery pools | |
| Let them be and that's the lesson | |
| An overworked dreamer and his cronies | |
| On minitracks and motorbikes | |
| And a contest featuring human beings | |
| And other less sprouts | |
| And other less sprouts |