Well, it's Saturday night and I'm still free And I ain't never gonna be Eaten by the monster of love . let it get . It's hard to fight it off much more I hear it drooling by the door Eaten by the monster of love . let it get . It ain't a pretty sight to see the way it leaves 'em It chews them up and spits out creatures with those Goo-gooy-ey eyes Sick sickly smiles It just ain't right . And my mother said "don't worry, hun" But look at her, she should have run Eaten by the monster of love . It's worse than war, it's worse than death There ain't too many left who ain't been Eaten by the monster of love . let it get . It ain't a pretty sight to see the way it leaves 'em It chews them up and spits out creatures with those Goo-gooy-ey eyes Sick sickly smiles It just ain't right . Eaten by the monster of love Let it huff, let it puff Eaten by the monster of love I hate to gripe, but I just ain't the type . (Don't let it get me, don't let it get me...) . Sometimes it takes a nip at me But I'm too quick to ever be Eaten by the monster of love . Eaten by the monster of love . (Don't let it get me, don't let it get me...) .