作词 : Isaac Brock
 作曲 : Isaac Brock
So you went to make a call well they musta hung up
Cause I see you're talking to him right there
Oh I knew I was a little messed up
But I guess it's much worse than I feared
Cause I'm still here
I'm still here
I am still here
Your friends are all rollin' their eyes and you're laughing
Well yeah I know what's what
I love jokes like anybody
But I don't like being the butt
Cause I'm right here
I'm still here
I am still right here
Your eyes are darting around
And you're looking right past me for something else that's near
Well you must have powdered your nose just a little too much
Cause I'm still here
I know that you told me you were a little bit drunk
But I think it's much worse than you feared
Well you're making me feel like a dog catcher
But hell you invited me here
Why am I here
Why am I here
Why am I here