| Song | One Night Stand - Original |
| Artist | Garfunkel & Oates |
| Album | All Over Your Face |
| I never do this ever | |
| It’s not what shy girls do | |
| But something in your eyes | |
| Drew me closer to you | |
| Do you feel the spark between us | |
| Sometimes you can just tell | |
| I feel our two souls touching | |
| Like I know you really well | |
| This might be strange to tell you | |
| And I swear I’m not a whore | |
| But there are 206 bones in my body | |
| And I’d really like one more | |
| I’m like Fred Flinstone | |
| I make your bed rock | |
| You’re like a parking ticket so fine | |
| Jean Claude Van DAMN you’re sexy | |
| Let’s get horizontal and combine | |
| Cause you’re fine, you’re so FINE | |
| Oh baby you’re so fine, you’re so fine | |
| You blow my mind HEY!!! | |
| You can call me coffee bean | |
| Cause I know just how to grind HEY!!! | |
| Your right leg’s Thanksgiving | |
| Your left is Christmas | |
| Gonna visit in between the holidays | |
| Energizer bunny keep going and going | |
| We’ve struck up a match and I set you ablaze | |
| Cause you’re fine, you’re so FINE | |
| Oh baby you’re so fine, you’re so fine | |
| You blow my mind HEY!!! | |
| You can call me coffee bean | |
| Cause I know just how to grind HEY!!! | |
| Shoot would you look the time | |
| Gotta go, this has been fun, hey! | |
| Lots to do in the morning | |
| Gotta help my friend move | |
| Gotta do my taxes | |
| Gotta check my e-mail | |
| Plus it’s Arbor Day, hey! | |
| Where the hell did I put my bra, Oh…HEY! | |
| Wait what, you think we’re dating | |
| However could that be | |
| Cause we just had sex | |
| And it meant nothing (at all) to me | |
| How could we be dating if we never held hands | |
| We held onto the bedpost but we never held hands | |
| You got inside my body, but you didn’t reach my heart | |
| We raced right to the finish but I guess we missed the start | |
| There’s no way we were dating cause we never helds | |
| How could we be dating if you never took me out, ooh | |
| No whisper of sweet nothings | |
| You just made me scream and shout, ooh | |
| There was no love ambition but you taught me new positions on the way | |
| The Jackson Pollack, The Pearl Harbor | |
| The moon landing | |
| You may know my body, | |
| You don’t know my soul | |
| You want the donut | |
| But all you’re gonna get is the hole | |
| Listen babe I’d call you | |
| And probably real soon | |
| But I lost my cell | |
| And I’ll be out of town ‘til June | |
| I guess I didn’t mention | |
| My band’s going on tour | |
| So I’ll be super busy | |
| Otherwise we’d date for sure | |
| Cause it was… so great |
| I never do this ever | |
| It' s not what shy girls do | |
| But something in your eyes | |
| Drew me closer to you | |
| Do you feel the spark between us | |
| Sometimes you can just tell | |
| I feel our two souls touching | |
| Like I know you really well | |
| This might be strange to tell you | |
| And I swear I' m not a whore | |
| But there are 206 bones in my body | |
| And I' d really like one more | |
| I' m like Fred Flinstone | |
| I make your bed rock | |
| You' re like a parking ticket so fine | |
| Jean Claude Van DAMN you' re sexy | |
| Let' s get horizontal and combine | |
| Cause you' re fine, you' re so FINE | |
| Oh baby you' re so fine, you' re so fine | |
| You blow my mind HEY!!! | |
| You can call me coffee bean | |
| Cause I know just how to grind HEY!!! | |
| Your right leg' s Thanksgiving | |
| Your left is Christmas | |
| Gonna visit in between the holidays | |
| Energizer bunny keep going and going | |
| We' ve struck up a match and I set you ablaze | |
| Cause you' re fine, you' re so FINE | |
| Oh baby you' re so fine, you' re so fine | |
| You blow my mind HEY!!! | |
| You can call me coffee bean | |
| Cause I know just how to grind HEY!!! | |
| Shoot would you look the time | |
| Gotta go, this has been fun, hey! | |
| Lots to do in the morning | |
| Gotta help my friend move | |
| Gotta do my taxes | |
| Gotta check my email | |
| Plus it' s Arbor Day, hey! | |
| Where the hell did I put my bra, Oh HEY! | |
| Wait what, you think we' re dating | |
| However could that be | |
| Cause we just had sex | |
| And it meant nothing at all to me | |
| How could we be dating if we never held hands | |
| We held onto the bedpost but we never held hands | |
| You got inside my body, but you didn' t reach my heart | |
| We raced right to the finish but I guess we missed the start | |
| There' s no way we were dating cause we never helds | |
| How could we be dating if you never took me out, ooh | |
| No whisper of sweet nothings | |
| You just made me scream and shout, ooh | |
| There was no love ambition but you taught me new positions on the way | |
| The Jackson Pollack, The Pearl Harbor | |
| The moon landing | |
| You may know my body, | |
| You don' t know my soul | |
| You want the donut | |
| But all you' re gonna get is the hole | |
| Listen babe I' d call you | |
| And probably real soon | |
| But I lost my cell | |
| And I' ll be out of town ' til June | |
| I guess I didn' t mention | |
| My band' s going on tour | |
| So I' ll be super busy | |
| Otherwise we' d date for sure | |
| Cause it was so great |