| Song | Happy Death-Day |
| Artist | GWAR |
| Album | Violence Has Arrived |
| Happy anniversary, schools are short of funds | |
| This is what I say, give the kids more guns | |
| All of the classes are on how to kill | |
| If you don抰 teach them then someone else will | |
| Happy Death-Day to Columbine?Let抯 make the world an Oklahoma City, fine | |
| Wacky-Waco Happy Death Day, babies that were burned | |
| The Wheel has turned! | |
| Happy Death-Day to you! | |
| Happy Death-Day to you! | |
| Barricades are growing in the halls | |
| Bullet holes are stitching in the walls | |
| The students are well-armed but so are the pigs | |
| This thing is gonna be big | |
| We must now attack the very children that we taught | |
| That they must never fight the ****ed up wars that we had fought | |
| Someone detonates a bomb, they said that it was huge | |
| Bull dozed all the evidence and blamed it on some stooge | |
| Happy Death-Day to Columbine?Let抯 make the world an Oklahoma City, fine | |
| Wacky-Waco Happy Death Day, babies that were burned | |
| Hey look! The Wheel has turned! | |
| There抯 only one way to save you | |
| Rape and maim and enslave you | |
| Finish what we started | |
| I guess you could say that God farted |
| Happy anniversary, schools are short of funds | |
| This is what I say, give the kids more guns | |
| All of the classes are on how to kill | |
| If you don yāng teach them then someone else will | |
| Happy DeathDay to Columbine? Let zhā make the world an Oklahoma City, fine | |
| WackyWaco Happy Death Day, babies that were burned | |
| The Wheel has turned! | |
| Happy DeathDay to you! | |
| Happy DeathDay to you! | |
| Barricades are growing in the halls | |
| Bullet holes are stitching in the walls | |
| The students are wellarmed but so are the pigs | |
| This thing is gonna be big | |
| We must now attack the very children that we taught | |
| That they must never fight the ed up wars that we had fought | |
| Someone detonates a bomb, they said that it was huge | |
| Bull dozed all the evidence and blamed it on some stooge | |
| Happy DeathDay to Columbine? Let zhā make the world an Oklahoma City, fine | |
| WackyWaco Happy Death Day, babies that were burned | |
| Hey look! The Wheel has turned! | |
| There zhā only one way to save you | |
| Rape and maim and enslave you | |
| Finish what we started | |
| I guess you could say that God farted |