Spoken Intro: 
Chilly: As an entertainer, what you basically are is the sum of your audience's thoughts about you, and anyone who tells you different is just straight bullshittin', gang. Gang? You with me?
Audience: Yeah!
aww, zam
so-called party over there
i can be a pimp and a ho in the same rhyme
strike a a pose and compose at the same time
aww, zam
so-called party over there
but I don't care
im in hot pursuit of a hot pink suit
so what color is your parachute?
aww, zam
well it seems to be green
you keep running to the bank machine
you keep flipping through a magazine
you should be flipping on a trampoline
aww, zam
so-called party over there
but I don't care
cuz lifetyle magazine readership 
dont' believe in shit
they need leadership
CHORUS:
so much is cheesy
and that's for sheezy
but with melodies like these
i'll make it easy peasy
aww, zam
there ain't anybody like this
they might try but they might miss
i guess i'm rapping as i write this
aww, zam
i bust a balloon when i croon for all the babooons
and i, i croon for all the buffooons 
and i, i'll be the first to burst your balloon
plop plop, fizz fizz, ohhhhh what a sweet leaf it is
like Ozzy Osbourne I was born to perform
aww, zam?
I got political platform shoes
it means I must be higher than you
cuz every word I spew is a bird's eye view
CHORUS