| Come listen here, I'll tell you what's going down | |
| It's my favorite day of the year | |
| And all the crazy kids are in town | |
| And it's all, by the way, off the record for today | |
| No consequences | |
| You may indulge every urge | |
| The wrong, the twisted, the absurd | |
| No second chances, final dances | |
| Today | |
| This is the last day | |
| Come listen here, you're taking a liberty | |
| Would you tell me, tell me please - who are we? | |
| And it's all, by the way, off the record for today | |
| No consequences | |
| You may indulge every urge | |
| The wrong, the twisted, the absurd | |
| No second chances, final dances |