Went to a movie called 
The Decline 
There were more pigs then people in line 
We sold some lodes to get up the cash 
Who was the star 
Darby Crash 
His style was brash 
When hooked on smack you'll sing like trash 
Record labels steal all the cash 
Just sign here your owned by 
Slash Don ran the board at the 
Cathey De 
Grande Tuesday nights we're sorta outta hand 10 black beauty's not much to ask he preferred to be referred as 
Mr. Crash 
His style was brash 
When hooked on smack you'll sing like trash 
Record labels steal all the cash 
Just sign here your owned by 
Slash Not many things rhyme with 
Crash Let's burn a flag and clean up the ash 
Your new hero 
Johnny Cash 
That good old boy hes been outclassed 
His style was brash 
When hooked on smack you'll sing like trash 
Record labels steal all the cash 
Just sign here your owned by 
Slash Australian they take out the garky 
Thats something that rhymes with 
Darby Lets beg for change and eat at 
Arby's Two beef and cheddar for my friend 
Darby Crash