作词 : Glenn Slater
 作曲 : Alan Menken
Lance: Thanks buddy, you're my besy buddy, buddy
Eugene: No, you're my best buddy, buddy
If you're feeling jumpy lost or low
I hope you know I'm here
Lance: Life's a little bumpy, call me bro
I'll always lend an ear (Eugene: I'll hear you literally)
Both: Buddy
You're my best buddy
Eugene: When things get nutty (Lance: nutty)
You're always there, mon frère
Lance: Touchè
Both: And buddy
Who cares if people think it's strange
You're my best buddy
Bud don't ever change
Eugene: I'm sorry I called you dishonest, Lance
Lance: Well, I can play a little fast and loose with the truth
But you wanna know one thing I never lie about?
You, you're my closest pal
When I need a wingman by my side
I hitch a ride with you
Eugene: Ask for anything, man, I'll provide
It's no big whoop-dee-doo!
Both: Buddy
You're my best buddy
Lance: When I feel cruddy
You set me straight, old mate
Both: So, buddy
No matter what the fates arrange
You're my best buddy, bud Don't ever change
Lance: Check out these moves, man
Eugene: Ha-ha
Oh, Lance! Shall we?
Lance: Of course, take the lead
We shall
Here we go
Both: Buddy
You're my best buddy
Lance: Though life gets muddy
Eugene: This friendships clean, old bean
Both: So, buddy
Whatever comes, however strange
Lance: You'll always be my best buddy
Eugene: My fun and the silliest buddy
Lance: You're never, ever a bit fuddy-duddy
Eugene: You're something else that rhymes with nutty
Both: You're my best buddy, bud
Don't ever change