作词 : Coles, Fryzel, Kyser, Shemer
Congratulations  we have refreshments and glass bracelets
Avian water's ya choice  put ice
I'm missing a g-note  fixed price
But the only thing fixed  is the holes that we put in the dykes
Rocks is okay  my voice is extraordinaire
The man that scrapped with lions  hiberated with polar bears
Hope I don't play with baking soda in my older years
Mantles'll sit up like hill  I'd have to fold my beard
Check one  two  Sonny  tell Bob to dim the lights up
You see the studs  I want the red strobe to hit it right
Stones are screaming  hot lattes  the rosees
My robes is a murder statement  you f**king with rode rage
Ladies and gentlemen  boys and girls
Children of all ages  I pack metal like braces
Not for the fingers  bitches fighting over my paper
Y'all need to chill  sit the f**k down and fix ya makeup
Ghost is ya host  so allow me  hand me ya coats
Bentley Farnsworth  I'll check him proudly
We got D-Block  Wu-Tang  Jay-Z and Nas
Also performing 50 Cent  Terror Squad
From the top  we have the great Luda  Jeezy and Wayne
T I   Rick Ross  Rich Boy  Snoop and The Game
And for my ladies  we have  Ne-Yo with Usher
Y'all have a seat  we be right back  mothaf**ka

Come on  this commercial break's almost over
OutKast  M J G   you're at Talib's table

Fab  U G K   table seven  let's go  come on
Yo  Beans  Toney said Good looking on that haze
Commercial  come on  let's go  guys
Coming back in  five  four  three  two  one
Yeah  check out my band playing  Rhythm Roots Allstars
They play for DipSet  E-40  Lil' Jon  Jennifer Hudson and Norah Jones
Mary J  Blige  with her shades on  I could tell by her stones
On the left  we have Lenny Kravitz  Puffy  Pharrell  Bus
Keith Murray  Redman  hitting that double Dutch
What an event  peace to Denzel
Give this man a round of applause  he do it so well

Ladies and gents  ladies and gents
Alright  alright  have a seat  have a seat

Without further adiou  he needs no introduction

He is my co-host    Shawn Ripple

Alright  is this thing on Eh  eh  sweetheart  come here

Got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my cock
Heard you like to    blow money    hahaha

It was amazing  I seen Robin Thicke and Robin Leech
Robin Givens  Robin Williams and Meryl Streep
A real award show  there's Kanye West
Pamela Anderson  and she brought both of them breasts
Paris Hilton and Lindsay  holding down Britney's skirt
No more free looks  you gotta put in work
To get a glimpse  seen Don Juan with all of his pimps
And they hoes on they side  sipping they four-fives
And Billy Dean
Excuse me  have you seen Alicia Keys

Tell her the limo's outside  she's bouncing with me
The Don  y'all rappers don't steal my ash trays
My coat hangers is diamonded out like my last gates
Superhead  gave the low scoop to Halle
She said  before Whitney  she was f**king with Bobby
Mos Def  The Roots  Common and Nelly
Ice Cube  Dr  Dre  Three 6 Maf'  yo  and she f**ked O J    word