[00:00.00] 作词 : Coles, Fryzel, Kyser, Shemer
[01:01.00]Congratulations  we have refreshments and glass bracelets
[01:04.98]Avian water's ya choice  put ice
[01:07.32]I'm missing a g-note  fixed price
[01:09.05]But the only thing fixed  is the holes that we put in the dykes
[01:12.31]Rocks is okay  my voice is extraordinaire
[01:14.94]The man that scrapped with lions  hiberated with polar bears
[01:18.51]Hope I don't play with baking soda in my older years
[01:21.59]Mantles'll sit up like hill  I'd have to fold my beard
[01:24.68]Check one  two  Sonny  tell Bob to dim the lights up
[01:27.83]You see the studs  I want the red strobe to hit it right
[01:30.79]Stones are screaming  hot lattes  the rosees
[01:33.12]My robes is a murder statement  you f**king with rode rage
[01:36.47]Ladies and gentlemen  boys and girls
[01:39.38]Children of all ages  I pack metal like braces
[01:42.11]Not for the fingers  bitches fighting over my paper
[01:45.08]Y'all need to chill  sit the f**k down and fix ya makeup
[01:48.21]Ghost is ya host  so allow me  hand me ya coats
[01:51.42]Bentley Farnsworth  I'll check him proudly
[01:53.41]We got D-Block  Wu-Tang  Jay-Z and Nas
[01:56.67]Also performing 50 Cent  Terror Squad
[01:59.58]From the top  we have the great Luda  Jeezy and Wayne
[02:02.31]T I   Rick Ross  Rich Boy  Snoop and The Game
[02:05.20]And for my ladies  we have  Ne-Yo with Usher
[02:08.41]Y'all have a seat  we be right back  mothaf**ka
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[02:12.78]Come on  this commercial break's almost over
[02:14.54]OutKast  M J G   you're at Talib's table
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[02:16.97]Fab  U G K   table seven  let's go  come on
[02:19.47]Yo  Beans  Toney said Good looking on that haze
[02:21.78]Commercial  come on  let's go  guys
[02:23.37]Coming back in  five  four  three  two  one
[02:25.82]Yeah  check out my band playing  Rhythm Roots Allstars
[02:30.09]They play for DipSet  E-40  Lil' Jon  Jennifer Hudson and Norah Jones
[02:35.20]Mary J  Blige  with her shades on  I could tell by her stones
[02:38.63]On the left  we have Lenny Kravitz  Puffy  Pharrell  Bus
[02:41.68]Keith Murray  Redman  hitting that double Dutch
[02:44.88]What an event  peace to Denzel
[02:46.86]Give this man a round of applause  he do it so well
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[02:50.39]Ladies and gents  ladies and gents
[02:53.75]Alright  alright  have a seat  have a seat
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[02:55.93]Without further adiou  he needs no introduction
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[02:59.07]He is my co-host    Shawn Ripple
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[03:07.61]Alright  is this thing on Eh  eh  sweetheart  come here
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[03:11.36]Got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my cock
[03:14.33]Heard you like to    blow money    hahaha
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[03:17.58]It was amazing  I seen Robin Thicke and Robin Leech
[03:21.08]Robin Givens  Robin Williams and Meryl Streep
[03:23.96]A real award show  there's Kanye West
[03:26.63]Pamela Anderson  and she brought both of them breasts
[03:29.70]Paris Hilton and Lindsay  holding down Britney's skirt
[03:32.69]No more free looks  you gotta put in work
[03:35.25]To get a glimpse  seen Don Juan with all of his pimps
[03:38.31]And they hoes on they side  sipping they four-fives
[03:41.37]And Billy Dean
[03:42.15]Excuse me  have you seen Alicia Keys
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[03:44.72]Tell her the limo's outside  she's bouncing with me
[03:47.50]The Don  y'all rappers don't steal my ash trays
[03:50.48]My coat hangers is diamonded out like my last gates
[03:53.60]Superhead  gave the low scoop to Halle
[03:56.01]She said  before Whitney  she was f**king with Bobby
[03:58.93]Mos Def  The Roots  Common and Nelly
[04:01.12]Ice Cube  Dr  Dre  Three 6 Maf'  yo  and she f**ked O J    word