[ti:at your inconvenience] [ar:professor green] [00:00.933]Ahh mate [00:03.573]I'm back,like I never left,I'm here at your inconvenience [00:05.579]So Steve,where did you grow up?Upper Clapton,Hackney.How old were you when you first started rapping? [00:13.05]I was 18. [00:15.239]I'm back,like I never left,I'm here at your inconvenience [00:15.451]Who are your major influences?Are you serious?Your Mum [00:22.240]I ain't answering anymore of your questions,you know what? [00:24.981]I have a question too [00:26.825]Who's idea was it to get in the charts, [00:29.312]by rhyming over hungarian dance music [00:32.771]Why would I make dance music,when I can't dance to it? [00:36.727]I'm the anecdote to that shit,bringing back strap shit, [00:40.875]soon as i'm done calling this bulimic a fat bitch [00:43.668]I'll be saving the day on renegade with the dog, [00:46.55]playing fetch watching him chase a grenade [00:48.821]Maybe I should play the same game with Bruno, [00:51.03]if I ever again get mistaken for a cluedo,character [00:54.461]i'm gonna have to unleash my mitch a judo, [00:56.749]I just took a shit and now I can't find any loo roll. [00:59.436]Two flows,for everyone that you got too hot, [01:02.336]I do squat diddily and do more than you do when you do lots,do lots. [01:05.687]Do women do for me what they did not do, [01:08.586]maybe it's got something to do with my new watch. [01:11.238]I'm back,like I never left,I'm here at your inconvenience [01:22.571]I'm back,like I never left,I'm here at your inconvenience [01:32.430]I have a question,why would I beat around the bush or [01:35.376]take the scenic route,when i'm a meanie, [01:37.924]born to incigate fumes,I'm the morning,midday and evening news, [01:42.293]and I started a trend Mike got his teeth fixed to. [01:45.50]If you're wondering where i've been out,kicked back with a six-pack, [01:47.954]of becks on a bench,sunbathing in a hijab,give me a tic-tac, [01:51.917]I just had a pack of Nik Naks, [01:53.531]thanks now i'll turn you into a kebab with my pick-axe. [01:56.773]Mish,mash,mosh-pit,whenever I drop shit,it's hot shit, [02:00.482]I just won a race with an ostrich. [02:02.392]Obnoxious,preposterous,looney a damn nutter, [02:05.190]if I ever see Rooney anywhere near my Grandmother ah! [02:08.518]I live life without an ounce of logic, [02:10.958]Coz i like my wrist so much I spent a house deposit on it. [02:13.707]Vomit and then I drink more wine,then [02:15.232]I broke a bowl and hope the Hospital gives me morphine. [02:18.225]How do you spend your time? [02:19.149]I'm back,(I'm back) [02:21.29]Like I never left,(like I never left) [02:23.977]I'm here at your,(I'm here at your) [02:26.719]Inconvenience (inconvenience) [02:30.487]I'm back,(I'm back) [02:32.416]Like I never left,(like I never left) [02:35.141]I'm here at your,(I'm here at your) [02:38.145]Inconvenience (inconvenience) [02:40.437]I don't have a question,nope [02:41.774]When it come to competition,i'm burying them. [02:44.155]Better to bury them then have them getting lairy again. [02:47.310]They want it with me like they want it with malaria, [02:49.908]like Wayne Bridge wants to be John Terry'd again. [02:53.51]I developed an obsession with Caroline Flack, [02:55.797]I wouldn't mind having a go on Caroline's,actually [02:58.949]I promise to never be so vulgar, [03:00.768]to never mention putting my cobra inside of Anna Kournikova, [03:04.207]I'm back,(I'm back) [03:04.332]I swear [03:06.372]Like I never left,(like I never left) [03:09.52]I'm here at your,(I'm here at your) [03:12.53]Inconvenience (inconvenience) [03:15.608]I'm back,(I'm back) [03:16.354]I think i've got it out of my system now [03:17.752]Like I never left,(like I never left) [03:18.707]You sure? [03:19.564]I am once again ready to answer questions [03:20.475]I'm here at your,(I'm here at your) [03:22.312]Good,'cause there's so much i've been wanting to ask you [03:23.235]Inconvenience (inconvenience) [03:25.273]About 8inches... [03:27.194]What?