| Song | The Best Offence |
| Artist | Pony Up! |
| Album | Make Love to the Judges With Your Eyes |
| 作曲 : Pony Up | |
| Don't tell me they all hate me now too | |
| Don't tell me it all comes back to you | |
| The only thing I can think to do | |
| Is to sap some strength | |
| From somebody new | |
| I miss not knowing you so well | |
| You make yourself useful to each one who cries | |
| And then left without you they'll be paralyzed | |
| My self-respect means more to me than you do | |
| Or at least it used to | |
| I wonder what it was I thought that I knew | |
| Did I realize I would never be enough for you? | |
| You ask again what is it that I'm waiting for | |
| That is a stupid question | |
| That is to be sure | |
| You sit there calmly with your eloquence | |
| And I thought the best offence was a good defence | |
| But I keep losing every round | |
| I remember when it all started going down | |
| I remember the beer caught in my throat | |
| And the lonely comfort of my only winter coat | |
| I could tell you exactly when I fell | |
| It was back when I did not know you so well |
| zuò qǔ : Pony Up | |
| Don' t tell me they all hate me now too | |
| Don' t tell me it all comes back to you | |
| The only thing I can think to do | |
| Is to sap some strength | |
| From somebody new | |
| I miss not knowing you so well | |
| You make yourself useful to each one who cries | |
| And then left without you they' ll be paralyzed | |
| My selfrespect means more to me than you do | |
| Or at least it used to | |
| I wonder what it was I thought that I knew | |
| Did I realize I would never be enough for you? | |
| You ask again what is it that I' m waiting for | |
| That is a stupid question | |
| That is to be sure | |
| You sit there calmly with your eloquence | |
| And I thought the best offence was a good defence | |
| But I keep losing every round | |
| I remember when it all started going down | |
| I remember the beer caught in my throat | |
| And the lonely comfort of my only winter coat | |
| I could tell you exactly when I fell | |
| It was back when I did not know you so well |