[00:12.18]Uncle Toad sittin' by the old south gate
[00:15.80]Waitin' them boys they bin stayin' out late
[00:18.21]Uncle Toad thinks they're way out of line
[00:21.03]Maybe they think he is past his prime
[00:24.12]Uncle Toad said better straighten up right
[00:29.89]When Uncle Toad spoke it was not a pretty sight
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[00:38.89]Uncle Toad lived in the wood out back
[00:41.77]Lived in the shade of a utility shack
[00:44.68]He looked in at the big brick housr
[00:47.54]At the girls as quiet as a mouse
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[00:53.70]Uncle Toad said you had best get it right
[00:56.34]When Uncle Toad spoke it was not a pretty sight
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[01:10.96]Uncle Toad tucked in the compost pile
[01:14.09]Out by the back door look at him smile
[01:17.06]He said kid stop drinkin' that brew
[01:19.91]Plan while ya can or the joke's on you
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[01:25.79]Uncle Toad said better straighten up right
[01:28.80]When Uncle Toad spoke it was not a pretty sight
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[01:38.16]Uncle Toad sittin' by the swimmin' pool
[01:40.98]Sits in the sun when the weather turns cool
[01:43.53]Sits in the sun when the girls walk by
[01:46.50]Maybe they think he's a little bit sly
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[01:52.27]Uncle Toad said you had best get it right
[01:55.23]When Uncle Toad spoke it was not a pretty sight
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[02:09.55]Uncle Toad sittin' by the cool mill race
[02:13.57]All day long with a grin on his face
[02:16.59]He said boys you had better not try
[02:19.48]Kissin' 'em girls cause I won't stand by
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[02:37.83][02:25.55]Uncle Toad sittin' by the wrought iron fence
[02:40.50][02:28.36]Lookin' at the moon like it don't make sense
[02:43.27]We say Toad here's lookin' at you
[02:46.11]Hopin' you get your wish too
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[02:52.23]Sway to the left, sway to the right
[02:55.09]When Uncle Toad spoke it was not a pretty sight
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