| Song | Scandalous Scholastics |
| Artist | Gym Class Heroes |
| Album | As Cruel As School Children |
| (Uh, did you hear about Travis?) | |
| (No, what?) | |
| (I heard he's been hooking up with a teacher!) | |
| (Nice!) | |
| And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways | |
| I'm always late for lunch | |
| Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy) | |
| Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school | |
| Now I'm a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!) | |
| (Ah) I was just a snotty nosed degenerate | |
| With hit pass perfection | |
| Dodgin' teachers down to give my late ass detention | |
| Hardly a heartthrob but I made due | |
| Using those same “circle yes or no” | |
| Notes I used in grade school | |
| Folded love letters with a tab that read 'pull here' | |
| Writin' back and forth in notebooks for a full year | |
| I used to daydream about Ms. Magnus | |
| The type of fantasies you feel guilty for having | |
| But who hasn't? | |
| The only difference beside the age | |
| Was the fact I acted on it | |
| And who wouldn't? | |
| A schoolboy crush met mature woman lust | |
| And they hit it off so well | |
| And I could tell the day she asked me | |
| To stay after class that it was all bad | |
| But I just bit my lip and acted all mad | |
| The bell rang, class dismissed | |
| She door shut and her skirt went up (That's a Fact!) | |
| And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let 'em keep talking) | |
| I'm always late for lunch | |
| Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy) | |
| Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school | |
| Now I'm a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!) | |
| (Ah) We gave a brand new meaning | |
| To 'after-school special' | |
| The second that our lips touched | |
| She kissed my ribs | |
| And counted each one out loud | |
| I tried my hardest not to giggle | |
| But I couldn't 'cause it tickled so much | |
| She pulled my pants to half-mast | |
| I said “hurry Miss Sin | |
| You gonna make me late for math class” | |
| The way she praised my balls was vicious | |
| Now that's what I like to call sacrilegious | |
| One time became twenty times | |
| Before we knew it | |
| We stopped caring about where we would do it | |
| From the classroom to the bathroom | |
| And when all the students was gone | |
| We'd even do it in the staff room | |
| From F's to A's in less than 3 days | |
| Now the underachiever's the one with the best grades | |
| Made the third floor shake without breakin' a sweat | |
| Goddamn it, felt good to be the teacher's pet | |
| And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let 'em keep talking) | |
| I'm always late for lunch, | |
| Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy) | |
| Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school | |
| Now I'm a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!) | |
| (Ah) Goodness gracious, accusations | |
| Started flyin' through the building | |
| Cruel As School Children | |
| This isn't how it was supposed to be | |
| Reminiscing don't stand so close to me | |
| And if it's mostly my fault for letting this shit happen | |
| But I couldn't resist a little adolescent bragging | |
| I mean, after all I was only 15 | |
| And she was showing me things | |
| My virgin eyes had never seen | |
| Never forget the little meeting she called | |
| But when she saw my reaction | |
| It made her appalled | |
| So basically what you're sayin' is | |
| If I don't keep tappin' that ass | |
| Then you ain't gonna let me pass | |
| Psshh, some punishment lady | |
| And as I turned towards the door | |
| I looked back | |
| She had her clothes on the floor | |
| Needless to say I passed with flying colors | |
| But my teacher was my best friends mother (damn) | |
| And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let 'em keep talking) | |
| I'm always late for lunch | |
| Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy) | |
| Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school | |
| Now I'm a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!) | |
| (Ah) And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let 'em keep talking) | |
| I'm always late for lunch, | |
| Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy) | |
| Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school | |
| Now I'm a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!) | |
| (Ah) And I can hear 'em talking in the hallways (let 'em keep talking) | |
| I'm always late for lunch | |
| Learning dirty little lessons from you (so sexy) | |
| Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school | |
| Now I'm a legend in the locker room (Legendary Baby!) | |
| Ahhh! |
| Uh, did you hear about Travis? | |
| No, what? | |
| I heard he' s been hooking up with a teacher! | |
| Nice! | |
| And I can hear ' em talking in the hallways | |
| I' m always late for lunch | |
| Learning dirty little lessons from you so sexy | |
| Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school | |
| Now I' m a legend in the locker room Legendary Baby! | |
| Ah I was just a snotty nosed degenerate | |
| With hit pass perfection | |
| Dodgin' teachers down to give my late ass detention | |
| Hardly a heartthrob but I made due | |
| Using those same " circle yes or no" | |
| Notes I used in grade school | |
| Folded love letters with a tab that read ' pull here' | |
| Writin' back and forth in notebooks for a full year | |
| I used to daydream about Ms. Magnus | |
| The type of fantasies you feel guilty for having | |
| But who hasn' t? | |
| The only difference beside the age | |
| Was the fact I acted on it | |
| And who wouldn' t? | |
| A schoolboy crush met mature woman lust | |
| And they hit it off so well | |
| And I could tell the day she asked me | |
| To stay after class that it was all bad | |
| But I just bit my lip and acted all mad | |
| The bell rang, class dismissed | |
| She door shut and her skirt went up That' s a Fact! | |
| And I can hear ' em talking in the hallways let ' em keep talking | |
| I' m always late for lunch | |
| Learning dirty little lessons from you so sexy | |
| Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school | |
| Now I' m a legend in the locker room Legendary Baby! | |
| Ah We gave a brand new meaning | |
| To ' afterschool special' | |
| The second that our lips touched | |
| She kissed my ribs | |
| And counted each one out loud | |
| I tried my hardest not to giggle | |
| But I couldn' t ' cause it tickled so much | |
| She pulled my pants to halfmast | |
| I said " hurry Miss Sin | |
| You gonna make me late for math class" | |
| The way she praised my balls was vicious | |
| Now that' s what I like to call sacrilegious | |
| One time became twenty times | |
| Before we knew it | |
| We stopped caring about where we would do it | |
| From the classroom to the bathroom | |
| And when all the students was gone | |
| We' d even do it in the staff room | |
| From F' s to A' s in less than 3 days | |
| Now the underachiever' s the one with the best grades | |
| Made the third floor shake without breakin' a sweat | |
| Goddamn it, felt good to be the teacher' s pet | |
| And I can hear ' em talking in the hallways let ' em keep talking | |
| I' m always late for lunch, | |
| Learning dirty little lessons from you so sexy | |
| Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school | |
| Now I' m a legend in the locker room Legendary Baby! | |
| Ah Goodness gracious, accusations | |
| Started flyin' through the building | |
| Cruel As School Children | |
| This isn' t how it was supposed to be | |
| Reminiscing don' t stand so close to me | |
| And if it' s mostly my fault for letting this shit happen | |
| But I couldn' t resist a little adolescent bragging | |
| I mean, after all I was only 15 | |
| And she was showing me things | |
| My virgin eyes had never seen | |
| Never forget the little meeting she called | |
| But when she saw my reaction | |
| It made her appalled | |
| So basically what you' re sayin' is | |
| If I don' t keep tappin' that ass | |
| Then you ain' t gonna let me pass | |
| Psshh, some punishment lady | |
| And as I turned towards the door | |
| I looked back | |
| She had her clothes on the floor | |
| Needless to say I passed with flying colors | |
| But my teacher was my best friends mother damn | |
| And I can hear ' em talking in the hallways let ' em keep talking | |
| I' m always late for lunch | |
| Learning dirty little lessons from you so sexy | |
| Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school | |
| Now I' m a legend in the locker room Legendary Baby! | |
| Ah And I can hear ' em talking in the hallways let ' em keep talking | |
| I' m always late for lunch, | |
| Learning dirty little lessons from you so sexy | |
| Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school | |
| Now I' m a legend in the locker room Legendary Baby! | |
| Ah And I can hear ' em talking in the hallways let ' em keep talking | |
| I' m always late for lunch | |
| Learning dirty little lessons from you so sexy | |
| Now my name is on the lips of every cheerleader in my school | |
| Now I' m a legend in the locker room Legendary Baby! | |
| Ahhh! |