| Song | Graduation Day |
| Artist | Gym Class Heroes |
| Album | The Papercut Chronicles |
| I knew this kid named | |
| AlbertoFunny style cat and his girl looked like a turtle | |
| Not Lisa Turtle just a turtle | |
| High school track he ran the hurtle | |
| His peers shed tears his senior year when he got murdered | |
| Now Alberto was your average day student | |
| A student participated in class, never came late | |
| And never true and his family was picture perfect | |
| His older sister was prom queen | |
| His dad a decorator vet from | |
| Vietnam scene | |
| His mother was | |
| Dear Abby, an ordinary house wife | |
| Like clock would always have dinner on the table at five | |
| But Alberto had a monster, he kept under his bed | |
| And instead of letting it out, he just got a girlfriend | |
| Instead, she knew something was funny she could tell | |
| By his behavior or the way he would wave his hand | |
| When he would wave to her, she never though anything of it | |
| And just shoved it in the closet until the day the word dripped out | |
| Like leaky faucet, | |
| Alberto was homosexual, | |
| I ain't have nothing against it | |
| But little | |
| Ronny Johnson and all his football player friends | |
| Did they always picking bad calling him fag and such, and such | |
| And couldn't wait to get to gym and really bust his nuts? | |
| The gym teacher never cared he'd join in on the action | |
| Make silly gestures and compare him to | |
| Michael Jackson | |
| Alberto couldn't take it, he just stopped showing up | |
| And whenever he walked the malls, he just felt like throwing up | |
| And at night he would cry and cry, and ask | |
| God, why?Like | |
| God, why the **** | |
| I had to be born this way? | |
| God would reply, "Son you got to show them your more then just gay" | |
| See, he had dreams of being a track star until the night | |
| The gay jokes went way to far | |
| Ronny begged for his forgiveness | |
| And invited him to a party 'cause his parents went away | |
| And left him plenty of | |
| Bacardi, Alberto kindly accepted | |
| He was finally accepted, accepted was all deception | |
| And all unprotected it was a play rite a scam to get him in | |
| The right place verbally degrade him and rearrange his pretty face | |
| The plan would go swiftly, they started calling him | |
| SissyWhen plus turned into fifty they beat him until he was dizzy | |
| Now, Alberto lie in blood while his peers look on him in fear | |
| He took his last breath and passed away his senior year | |
| Needless to say it was one big tragedy, and how was | |
| RonnyGonna explain it to his family while they were on vacation? | |
| Taking in sights he got wasted killed a kid that night | |
| Don't be a saver, but hate the way they do | |
| Just utilize the gifts god gave you | |
| I knew this girl named | |
| Maria right and talented | |
| With aspirations to be a big superstar what a great idea | |
| Until she fell off and started listening to her peers | |
| Oh dear, now, | |
| Maria was your typically obnoxious analytical | |
| Head strong rebel flipping off the principles single mother | |
| Home structure she looked at the baby brother while the moms work | |
| Two jobs just to buy supper pops was a struggling musician | |
| Troubled man, juggling heroin addiction, he overdosed | |
| And left a notice of eviction and cradle record in the kitchen | |
| And a little angel with a keen sense of sound who saw silence | |
| In the record she found and she would stay up late at night | |
| Reciting songs to herself in the pale moonlight | |
| Writing wrongs that her pops made promise to mom | |
| She would never go the same route turns out, | |
| Karie Ann had other plans | |
| Her inter man | |
| Ronny, most popular, second best to nobody | |
| Homecoming queen vs. ugly duckling and the story ends the same way | |
| Okay, Ronny’s parents went away for a couple of days | |
| And told him no drinking, what the **** was they thinking? | |
| Maria was oblivious that her boyfriend had already been invited | |
| So, when Karie | |
| Ann asked, she got all excited like | |
| Damn now, | |
| I've got something to look forward to | |
| And so she thought, | |
| Maria kindly accepted | |
| She was finally accepted, except it was all bullshit | |
| Now pay attention, | |
| Karie Ann hated | |
| Maria'Cause she could sing and so she scored a bag of heroin | |
| But the craziest thing was, | |
| Maria never touched drugs | |
| She did that night and when her man was getting beat | |
| She was nowhere in sight, now her boyfriend lay in blood | |
| And she had no idea | |
| Alberto passed away and she got hooked | |
| Her senior year, needless to say it was one big tragedy | |
| And I hate to break it, but it doesn't end happily | |
| A warm day in | |
| May, the sky was so beautiful | |
| Karie Ann died in a crash leaving the funeral |
| I knew this kid named | |
| AlbertoFunny style cat and his girl looked like a turtle | |
| Not Lisa Turtle just a turtle | |
| High school track he ran the hurtle | |
| His peers shed tears his senior year when he got murdered | |
| Now Alberto was your average day student | |
| A student participated in class, never came late | |
| And never true and his family was picture perfect | |
| His older sister was prom queen | |
| His dad a decorator vet from | |
| Vietnam scene | |
| His mother was | |
| Dear Abby, an ordinary house wife | |
| Like clock would always have dinner on the table at five | |
| But Alberto had a monster, he kept under his bed | |
| And instead of letting it out, he just got a girlfriend | |
| Instead, she knew something was funny she could tell | |
| By his behavior or the way he would wave his hand | |
| When he would wave to her, she never though anything of it | |
| And just shoved it in the closet until the day the word dripped out | |
| Like leaky faucet, | |
| Alberto was homosexual, | |
| I ain' t have nothing against it | |
| But little | |
| Ronny Johnson and all his football player friends | |
| Did they always picking bad calling him fag and such, and such | |
| And couldn' t wait to get to gym and really bust his nuts? | |
| The gym teacher never cared he' d join in on the action | |
| Make silly gestures and compare him to | |
| Michael Jackson | |
| Alberto couldn' t take it, he just stopped showing up | |
| And whenever he walked the malls, he just felt like throwing up | |
| And at night he would cry and cry, and ask | |
| God, why? Like | |
| God, why the | |
| I had to be born this way? | |
| God would reply, " Son you got to show them your more then just gay" | |
| See, he had dreams of being a track star until the night | |
| The gay jokes went way to far | |
| Ronny begged for his forgiveness | |
| And invited him to a party ' cause his parents went away | |
| And left him plenty of | |
| Bacardi, Alberto kindly accepted | |
| He was finally accepted, accepted was all deception | |
| And all unprotected it was a play rite a scam to get him in | |
| The right place verbally degrade him and rearrange his pretty face | |
| The plan would go swiftly, they started calling him | |
| SissyWhen plus turned into fifty they beat him until he was dizzy | |
| Now, Alberto lie in blood while his peers look on him in fear | |
| He took his last breath and passed away his senior year | |
| Needless to say it was one big tragedy, and how was | |
| RonnyGonna explain it to his family while they were on vacation? | |
| Taking in sights he got wasted killed a kid that night | |
| Don' t be a saver, but hate the way they do | |
| Just utilize the gifts god gave you | |
| I knew this girl named | |
| Maria right and talented | |
| With aspirations to be a big superstar what a great idea | |
| Until she fell off and started listening to her peers | |
| Oh dear, now, | |
| Maria was your typically obnoxious analytical | |
| Head strong rebel flipping off the principles single mother | |
| Home structure she looked at the baby brother while the moms work | |
| Two jobs just to buy supper pops was a struggling musician | |
| Troubled man, juggling heroin addiction, he overdosed | |
| And left a notice of eviction and cradle record in the kitchen | |
| And a little angel with a keen sense of sound who saw silence | |
| In the record she found and she would stay up late at night | |
| Reciting songs to herself in the pale moonlight | |
| Writing wrongs that her pops made promise to mom | |
| She would never go the same route turns out, | |
| Karie Ann had other plans | |
| Her inter man | |
| Ronny, most popular, second best to nobody | |
| Homecoming queen vs. ugly duckling and the story ends the same way | |
| Okay, Ronny' s parents went away for a couple of days | |
| And told him no drinking, what the was they thinking? | |
| Maria was oblivious that her boyfriend had already been invited | |
| So, when Karie | |
| Ann asked, she got all excited like | |
| Damn now, | |
| I' ve got something to look forward to | |
| And so she thought, | |
| Maria kindly accepted | |
| She was finally accepted, except it was all bullshit | |
| Now pay attention, | |
| Karie Ann hated | |
| Maria' Cause she could sing and so she scored a bag of heroin | |
| But the craziest thing was, | |
| Maria never touched drugs | |
| She did that night and when her man was getting beat | |
| She was nowhere in sight, now her boyfriend lay in blood | |
| And she had no idea | |
| Alberto passed away and she got hooked | |
| Her senior year, needless to say it was one big tragedy | |
| And I hate to break it, but it doesn' t end happily | |
| A warm day in | |
| May, the sky was so beautiful | |
| Karie Ann died in a crash leaving the funeral |