Things don't look too good to me.
I feel I'm out of luck
And all because of swollen glands
And just one stupid ****.
This wacko came from 
Alabama and
That's not where it's at.
And now you're jock's been chasing me round
With a great big baseball bat.
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat, no.
Well, I was in the mood for some love in bulk
Not a wrestling match with a some big hulk.
And this here dude he was an uncool cat
And he beat me 'bout my head with a baseball bat
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass
Don't kick my ass with a baseball bat nohen 
I got up from being beat to the ground
I started itchin' around like a blue-tick hound
And I was aghast at what 
I foundThe latest social disease that's been going around
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass (I'll kick your ass)
I'll kick your ass with a baseball bat bitch