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zuò cí : J0KER |
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zuò qǔ : J0KER |
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Ahahahahahah ha ha ha |
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hā hā nǐ wèn wǒ shì shuí wǒ jiù shì xiǎo chǒu |
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wǒ de xiào shēng zú yǐ bǎ nǐ xià dé hún shēn fā dǒu |
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qí shí nǐ bù bì hài pà |
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nǐ jiù děng zhe, wǒ huì ràng nǐ zài suǒ yǒu rén miàn qián chū chǒu |
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nǐ pà guǐ ma, ā hā hā hā hā |
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ràng wǒ dài nǐ lái jiàn jiàn rén xīn |
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huò xǔ zhǐ yǒu nǐ jiàn shí dào rén de miàn mào |
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cái zhī dào shén me shì zhēn zhèng de chǒu lòu |
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zǒng shì bǎ wǒ men dàng zuò è mó |
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zǒng shì qī ruǎn pà yìng |
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zhēn zhèng de è mó lái lín shí |
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nǐ lián hǎn jiù mìng de jī huì dōu méi yǒu |
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nǐ lián táo pǎo de jī huì dōu méi yǒu |
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nǐ lián chuǎn qì de jī huì dōu méi yǒu |
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yīn wèi wǒ zhè cì shì pure evil |
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wǒ hé nǐ chà de bù zhǐ yí gè level |
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zhī dào rú hé jī kuǎ yí ge rén ma |
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qí shí bú shì shāng hài tā zuì qīn jìn de rén |
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ér shì ràng tā men màn màn dì dōu lí kāi tā |
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ràng tā zuì hòu yí ge rén yì diǎn yì diǎn bēng kuì |
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ó, nǐ jué de wǒ tài hěn le? |
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nà dāng chū nǐ wèi shí me yào shāng hài wǒ? |
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nǐ běn bù yīng gāi cháo xiào wǒ, shāng hài wǒ |
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hòu huǐ le? xiàn zài de nǐ zài zì shí qí guǒ |
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cóng xiàn zài kāi shǐ qǐng jiào wǒ xiǎo chǒu |
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wǒ qí shí dōu lǎn de gēn nǐ kāi kǒu |
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é, bù hǎo yì sī, tǔ le |
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nǐ hún shēn shàng xià sàn fà zhe è chòu |
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nǐ huā zài duō de qián mǎi huà zhuāng pǐn mǎi xié mǎi yī fú |
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jiù suàn shì nǐ zhěng róng, dōu zhē bú zhù nǐ nà yī fù |
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tiǎn gou de zuǐ liǎn |
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é, bù hǎo yì sī, shí zài xiǎng tǔ |
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tài duō rén shuō wǒ tài hěn le |
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wǒ zhǐ néng shuō nǐ tài shǎ le |
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hǎo hǎo de wèi shí me yào zhāo rě wǒ ne |
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nán dào shì jué de rì zi guò nì le? |
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nǐ tiān tiān tiǎn gou de mú yàng |
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wǒ kàn de shí zài dōu xiǎng tǔ |
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ér nǐ huān kuài dì yáo zhe wěi bā |
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hā, hái jué de tǐng kù |
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qí shí wǒ men yǒu gè gòng tóng diǎn |
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nà jiù shì wèi le dá dào mù dì shén me dōu zuò dé chū lái |
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dào zuì hòu ne, nǐ chéng le yì zhī xiǎo gǒu |
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ér wǒ ne, biàn chéng le yí gè tiān cái |
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kě néng nǐ cóng xiǎo bèi jiāo shēng guàn yǎng |
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kě néng méi jiàn shí guò zhè shì jiè de cán kù |
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kě shì nǐ zhì shǎo zhī dào hù xiāng zūn zhòng ba |
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qiáo qiáo nǐ duì wǒ de tài dù |
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zǒng shì duì bié rén wéi mìng shì cóng |
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kě shì duì wǒ què wán quán bù tóng |
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wèi hé měi cì ràng nǐ guò lái |
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nǐ què yòu kāi shǐ rèn sǒng? |
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kāi shǐ pà wǒ le? kāi shǐ kǒng jù le? |
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wǒ kě yǐ gào sù nǐ nǐ jīn wǎn dìng le |
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bù bù, one shot is not fun |
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Torturing kě yǐ ràng xiǎng shòu de guò chéng biàn màn |
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cóng xiàn zài kāi shǐ qǐng jiào wǒ xiǎo chǒu |
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wǒ qí shí dōu lǎn de gēn nǐ kāi kǒu |
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é, bù hǎo yì sī, tǔ le |
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nǐ hún shēn shàng xià sàn fà zhe è chòu |
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nǐ huā zài duō de qián mǎi huà zhuāng pǐn mǎi xié mǎi yī fú |
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jiù suàn shì nǐ zhěng róng, dōu zhē bú zhù nǐ nà yī fù |
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tiǎn gou de zuǐ liǎn |
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é, bù hǎo yì sī, shí zài xiǎng tǔ |
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I' m the only J0KER wǒ shì wéi yī de xiǎo chǒu |
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Then you' re the |
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Oh and, if you don' t know what respect is ō, rú guǒ nǐ bù zhī dào zūn zhòng shì shén me de huà |
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I will prolly hire a killer wǒ kě néng huì gù gè sha shǒu |
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Go talk to your girlfriend qù gào sù nǐ de nǚ péng yǒu |
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I promise I won' t hurt her wǒ bǎo zhèng wǒ bú huì shāng hài tā |
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Haha it' s just a joke hā hā zhǐ shì gè xiào huà |
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However, I am not a liar dàn shì wǒ kě bú shì gè piàn zi |
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shuō le zhè me duō nǐ jìng rán hái |
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yì diǎn dōu bù gǎi? lái |
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qí shí wǒ hái tè yì gěi nǐ zhǔn bèi le yī fèn lǐ wù |
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nà jiù shì nǐ de guan cái |
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nǐ xū yào huā duō jiǔ cái néng míng bái |
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zuò tiǎn gou shì méi yǒu wèi lái |
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jì xù tiǎn xià qù ba |
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zhǔn bèi hǎo gēn nǐ de jiā rén shuō bài bài |
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ó duì le, zhī dào wèi shí me wǒ jiào xiǎo chǒu ma |
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wǒ cāi nǐ yí dìng xiǎng bù chū lái |
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jiù píng nǐ zhè zhì shāng |
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hái bù dé nǎo zi lǐ yī piàn kòng bái |
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Alright, zǐ xì tīng, wǒ jiào J0KER |
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Cuz |
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You' re a joke |
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And a bad joke |
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Ahahahahahah |
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And I thought my jokes were funny |