作词 : Lucas, Swarbrick He never put a foot wrong Until the day Joe met Big William He made him an offer but he often was wrong "I'll tell you where to stick it," said Big William to Joe "You can put it where the monkey sticks his nuts" "I wouldn't give you fourpence for your lousy rotten dough And, anyway, you haven't got that much" "Hey Joe, hear what I say You want my time, I ain't giving away Go make the money you want some other way" "I don't want to go to Peru Don't leave ?Delhi, you're any guru? I don't like work and I don't like you" "I'll tell you where to stick it," said Big William to Joe "You can put it where the monkey sticks his nuts" "I wouldn't give you fourpence for your lousy rotten dough And, anyway, you haven't got that much" "I'll tell you where to stick it," said Big William to Joe "You can put it where the monkey sticks his nuts" "I wouldn't give you fourpence for your lousy rotten dough And, anyway, you haven't got that much"