[00:12.20]John the Wood went out one day
[00:14.53]To view the scene from a different angle
[00:16.96]He stood and watched a child at play
[00:19.27]A-tinkling on an old triangle
[00:21.77]Dave the Drum who was passing by
[00:24.20]Bought the toy with a coin he'd picked up
[00:26.82]You should have seen the gleam in his eye
[00:28.88]As he saw a ?tune he's gleaned up? shined up
[00:31.88]
[00:32.69]La la la la la la la la la la la la la
[00:36.68]
[00:37.37]La la la la la la la la la la la la la
[00:41.74]
[00:42.36]Out in the rain if you want a cup of tea
[00:44.61]Dodge the puddles in the yard
[00:46.28]
[00:47.09]The lord of the land's coming round to complain
[00:49.40]It's hard
[00:50.34]
[00:57.64]The peacock flew to a very high tree
[00:59.95]He didn't like grass or concrete fairies
[01:02.32]Put me where the action is
[01:04.82]I'd rather be with the next-door hairies
[01:07.19]Simon spied the bathroom door
[01:09.68]In his hand's a herb shampoo
[01:12.28]Waiting for the waters raw
[01:14.40]So little time, so much to do
[01:17.03]La la la la la la la la la la la la la
[01:21.71]La la la la la la la la la la la la la
[01:26.57]Stand in a line, take a book along
[01:28.82]There's time for a game of cards
[01:31.25]Now it's your turn and the water's all gone
[01:33.38]It's cold
[01:34.82]
[02:27.02]The next to appear was the . . .
[02:29.70]He needs a rest or at least he says so
[02:31.88]You probably think that he's flipped his lid
[02:34.07]'Cos he wears high heels and a snow-white trousseau
[02:36.75]Five foot three yet he stands so tall
[02:38.87]And on the ground his feet are never
[02:41.37]Friends may come and friends may go
[02:43.49]But the fiddle bill goes on for ever
[02:46.17]
[02:47.54]La la la la la la la la la la la la la
[02:52.23]La la la la la la la la la la la la la
[02:57.22]The music room would make you grin
[02:59.40]It's cold as a freezing pit
[03:01.90]There's a hole in the wall where a lorry came in
[03:04.58]Let's split
[03:05.64]
[03:13.13]I quite like a breast of chicken
[03:15.25]And I'm crazy about aspic and roast quails
[03:17.50]But the sight to make my pulse rate quicken
[03:19.99]Is a dozen nice fat snails
[03:21.93]
[03:22.74]On the other hand, there's Pegg on the bass
[03:25.24]Whose tastes in food are very much wider
[03:27.55]You'll see a smile light up his face
[03:29.35]At a couple of kippers and a glass of cider
[03:32.66]La la la la la la la la la la la la la
[03:37.09]La la la la la la la la la la la la la
[03:41.27]
[03:41.90]Stand on a chair if you want to watch the box
[03:44.46]The fleas can jump a mile
[03:46.70]Peer through the haze watching Top Of The Pops
[03:49.07]And smile