Do you have love
Enough for the whole world?
You go out -
You hide out
We all want to know you
Every once in awhile
You sign a photograph
And if I met you on the street
Would you be really nice to me
Or would you ignore me and make me feel stupid?
I feel like a know you like a friend-seen every movie you’ve been in
But if you ignore me 
I’ll hate you cause 
I amYour biggest fan
I loveYour garbage
To touch it
Is to touch you
Every once in awhile
I sell a piece for cash
And if you saw me on your street
Would you be really nice to me
Or would you start screaming and have me arrested?
You know that 
I love you like a friend-love every song you ever sing
But if you start screaming 
I’ll hate you cause 
I amYour biggest fan
And if I called you on the phone
Would you say, “
Hey, how are ya’ doin’?”
Or would you hang up in my face like an asshole?
You know I’d do anything for you
No one knows you like 
I doBut if you ignore me you’ll lose me – and 
I amYour biggest fan – 
I’m Your biggest fan