[00:03.68]They called him Great Scott
[00:07.23]Because he was great
[00:10.18]They called her Great Susan
[00:13.57]Cause she was his date
[00:16.88]She climbed in a box
[00:20.13]He cut her in two
[00:23.32]And when he was through
[00:26.19]She was just half a woman
[00:33.76]And he'd tie her up
[00:36.89]Set her on fire
[00:40.22]He'd douce her with oil
[00:43.29]The crowd would go wild
[00:46.41]She was always alright
[00:49.53]At the end of the night
[00:52.74]But somehow she felt
[00:56.19]Like just half a woman
[01:04.51]The show went the same way
[01:07.88]Year after year
[01:11.14]He'd wave his magic wand
[01:14.32]She'd disappear
[01:17.81]One day she asked
[01:19.62]How did this come to be
[01:24.05]Somewhere there must be more to me
[02:05.73]One day she left
[02:08.93]She climbed through the stage
[02:12.50]And into the trap door
[02:15.81]Under the lion's cage
[02:24.11]And after a spell
[02:27.18]He said what the hell
[02:30.43]It was just as well
[02:34.36]She was just half a woman