| Song | The Spew King |
| Artist | Frank Zappa |
| Album | Playground Psychotics |
| Howard: I think the big problem, Ian, is that it sort of gotta go "HOO-HAA!" as you do it. HOO-WAAARGH! | |
| Ian: You're gonna be the king, the spew king, really | |
| ?: Disintegrated in two seconds | |
| Howard: Walter Dale | |
| ?: Oh, God, there's a few people here, I didn't | |
| ?: There are a lot people here | |
| ?: My God | |
| ?: They're all twelve years old and pimply | |
| Aynsley: Are they penetratable? |