| Song | The Dressing Room |
| Artist | Frank Zappa |
| Album | Playground Psychotics |
| Big John Mazmanian! | |
| Gas Rhonda! | |
| Funny Car! | |
| Sunday! | |
| FZ: Thank you | |
| Aynsley: You're welcome | |
| Howard: Hey, listen! | |
| Mark: My throat . . . | |
| Howard: Send me twelve eight by ten glossies in Monday's mail | |
| ?: Fifty bucks a piece | |
| Howard: Fifty bucks a piece? Cheap at twice the price. Call my service | |
| ?: Right | |
| Howard: Thanks a lot man, would really . . . A funny door! |