| Song | Help, I'm A Rock |
| Artist | Frank Zappa |
| Album | Ahead Of Their Time |
| 作词 : Zappa | |
| Ray collins (lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers) | |
| Jimmy carl black (drums) | |
| Roy estrada (bass, guitarron, boy soprano) | |
| Elliot ingber (lead guitar, rhythm guitar) | |
| Help i'm a rock, help i'm a rock, help i'm a rock! | |
| Ahahahahahahaaa | |
| Help i'm a rock, help i'm a rock, help i'm a rock! | |
| Somebody, please, please! | |
| Help i'm a rock, help i'm a rock... | |
| Wow man, it's a drag being a rock | |
| Help i'm a rock... | |
| I wish i was anything but a rock | |
| Heck, i'd even like to be a policeman | |
| Hey, you know what, you know maybe if i practised, you know | |
| Maybe if i passed my driving test | |
| I could get a gig drivin' that bus and pick some freaks up | |
| In front of ben franks, right! | |
| Help i'm a cop, help i'm a cop, help i'm a cop! | |
| (help i'm a rock...), help i'm a cop, help i'm a cop! | |
| It's a drag being a cop, i think i'd rather be the mayor | |
| Always wondered what i was gonna be when i grew up, you know | |
| Always wondered whether or not, whether or not i could make it, | |
| You know, in society, because, | |
| You know, it's a drag when you're rejected | |
| So i tore the cover off a book of matches and i sent in | |
| And i got this letter back that said, uhu, aha | |
| It can't happen here | |
| It can't happen here | |
| I'm telling you, my dear | |
| That it can't happen here | |
| Because i been checkin' it out, baby | |
| I checked it out a couple a times, hmmmmmmmm | |
| And i'm telling you | |
| It can't happen here | |
| Oh darling, it's important that you believe me | |
| (bop bop bop bop) | |
| That it can't happen here | |
| Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in kansas... | |
| Kansas kansas tototototodo | |
| Kansas kansas tototototodo | |
| Kansas kansas | |
| Who could imagine that they would freak out in minnesota... | |
| Mimimimimimimi minnesota, minnesota, minnesota | |
| Who could imagine... | |
| Who could imagine | |
| That they would freak out in washington, d.c. | |
| D.c. d.c. d.c. d.c. d.c. | |
| It can't happen here | |
| Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba | |
| It can't happen here | |
| It can't happen here | |
| Everybody's safe and it can't happen here | |
| No freaks for us | |
| It can't happen here | |
| Everybody's clean and it can't happen here | |
| No, no, it won't happen here | |
| I'm telling you it can't | |
| It won't happen here | |
| (bop bop didi bop didi bop bop bop) | |
| Plastic folks, you know | |
| It won't happen here | |
| You're safe, mama | |
| You're safe, baby | |
| You just cook a tv dinner | |
| And you make it | |
| (bop bop bop) | |
| No no no no | |
| Oh, we're gonna get a tv dinner and cook it up | |
| Go get a tv dinner and cook it up | |
| Cook it up | |
| Oh, and it won't happen here | |
| (no no no no no no no no no no no | |
| Man you guys are really safe | |
| Everything's cool). | |
| Who could imagine | |
| Who could imagine | |
| That they would freak out in the suburbs! | |
| I remember (tu-tu) | |
| I remember (tu-tu) | |
| I remember (tu-tu) | |
| They had a swimming pool | |
| I remember (tu-tu) | |
| I remember (tu-tu) | |
| They had a swimming pool | |
| I remember (tu-tu) | |
| I remember (tu-tu) | |
| They had a swimming pool. | |
| And they thought it couldn't happen here | |
| (duh duh duh duh duh) | |
| They knew it couldn't happen here | |
| They were so sure it couldn't happen here | |
| But... | |
| Suzie... | |
| Yes yes yes--i've always felt that | |
| Yes i agree man, it really makes it...yeah... | |
| It's a real thing, man | |
| And it really makes it | |
| (makes it) | |
| Suzie, you just got to town, | |
| And we've been, we've been very interested | |
| In your development. | |
| Forget it! | |
| Hmmmmmmmmm | |
| (it can't happen here) |
| zuò cí : Zappa | |
| Ray collins lead vocals, harmonica, tambourine, finger cymbals, bobby pin, tweezers | |
| Jimmy carl black drums | |
| Roy estrada bass, guitarron, boy soprano | |
| Elliot ingber lead guitar, rhythm guitar | |
| Help i' m a rock, help i' m a rock, help i' m a rock! | |
| Ahahahahahahaaa | |
| Help i' m a rock, help i' m a rock, help i' m a rock! | |
| Somebody, please, please! | |
| Help i' m a rock, help i' m a rock... | |
| Wow man, it' s a drag being a rock | |
| Help i' m a rock... | |
| I wish i was anything but a rock | |
| Heck, i' d even like to be a policeman | |
| Hey, you know what, you know maybe if i practised, you know | |
| Maybe if i passed my driving test | |
| I could get a gig drivin' that bus and pick some freaks up | |
| In front of ben franks, right! | |
| Help i' m a cop, help i' m a cop, help i' m a cop! | |
| help i' m a rock..., help i' m a cop, help i' m a cop! | |
| It' s a drag being a cop, i think i' d rather be the mayor | |
| Always wondered what i was gonna be when i grew up, you know | |
| Always wondered whether or not, whether or not i could make it, | |
| You know, in society, because, | |
| You know, it' s a drag when you' re rejected | |
| So i tore the cover off a book of matches and i sent in | |
| And i got this letter back that said, uhu, aha | |
| It can' t happen here | |
| It can' t happen here | |
| I' m telling you, my dear | |
| That it can' t happen here | |
| Because i been checkin' it out, baby | |
| I checked it out a couple a times, hmmmmmmmm | |
| And i' m telling you | |
| It can' t happen here | |
| Oh darling, it' s important that you believe me | |
| bop bop bop bop | |
| That it can' t happen here | |
| Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in kansas... | |
| Kansas kansas tototototodo | |
| Kansas kansas tototototodo | |
| Kansas kansas | |
| Who could imagine that they would freak out in minnesota... | |
| Mimimimimimimi minnesota, minnesota, minnesota | |
| Who could imagine... | |
| Who could imagine | |
| That they would freak out in washington, d. c. | |
| D. c. d. c. d. c. d. c. d. c. | |
| It can' t happen here | |
| Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba | |
| It can' t happen here | |
| It can' t happen here | |
| Everybody' s safe and it can' t happen here | |
| No freaks for us | |
| It can' t happen here | |
| Everybody' s clean and it can' t happen here | |
| No, no, it won' t happen here | |
| I' m telling you it can' t | |
| It won' t happen here | |
| bop bop didi bop didi bop bop bop | |
| Plastic folks, you know | |
| It won' t happen here | |
| You' re safe, mama | |
| You' re safe, baby | |
| You just cook a tv dinner | |
| And you make it | |
| bop bop bop | |
| No no no no | |
| Oh, we' re gonna get a tv dinner and cook it up | |
| Go get a tv dinner and cook it up | |
| Cook it up | |
| Oh, and it won' t happen here | |
| no no no no no no no no no no no | |
| Man you guys are really safe | |
| Everything' s cool. | |
| Who could imagine | |
| Who could imagine | |
| That they would freak out in the suburbs! | |
| I remember tutu | |
| I remember tutu | |
| I remember tutu | |
| They had a swimming pool | |
| I remember tutu | |
| I remember tutu | |
| They had a swimming pool | |
| I remember tutu | |
| I remember tutu | |
| They had a swimming pool. | |
| And they thought it couldn' t happen here | |
| duh duh duh duh duh | |
| They knew it couldn' t happen here | |
| They were so sure it couldn' t happen here | |
| But... | |
| Suzie... | |
| Yes yes yesi' ve always felt that | |
| Yes i agree man, it really makes it... yeah... | |
| It' s a real thing, man | |
| And it really makes it | |
| makes it | |
| Suzie, you just got to town, | |
| And we' ve been, we' ve been very interested | |
| In your development. | |
| Forget it! | |
| Hmmmmmmmmm | |
| it can' t happen here |