Valley Girl
She's a Valley 
GirlValley 
GirlShe's a 
Valley Girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley 
GirlIn a clothing store
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley 
GirlIn a clothing store
Like, OH M
Y GOD! (Valley Girl)
Like - TOT
ALLY (Valley Girl)
Encino is like 
SO BITCHEN (Valley Girl)
There's like the 
Galleria (Valley Girl)
And like all these like really great shoe stores
I love going into like clothing stores and stuff
I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff
It s like so 
BITCHEN 'cause like everybody's like
Super-super nice
It's like so 
BITCHENOn 
Ventura, there she goes
She just bought some bitchen clothes
Tosses her head 'n flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of nothin in there
Anyway, he goes are you into 
S and M?I go, oh 
RIGHT .Could you like just picture me in like a
LEATHER TE
DDYYeah right, 
HURT ME, H
URT ME...I'm sure! 
NO WAY!He was like freaklng me out...
He called me a 
BEASTIE...
That's 'cause like he was totally 
BLITZEDHe goes like 
BAG YOUR F
ACE!I'm sure!
Valley Girl
She's a Valley 
GirlValley 
GirlShe's a 
Valley Girl
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley 
GirlSo sweet 'n pure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley 
GirlSo sweet 'n pure
It's really sad (Valley Girl)
Like my English teacher
He's like (Valley Girl)
He's like 
Mr. BU-FU (Valley Girl)
We're talking 
Lord God King 
BU-FU (Valley Girl)
I am SO SU
REHe's like so 
GROSSHe like sits there and like plays with all his rings
And he like flirts with all the guys in the class
It's like totally disgusting
I'm like so sure 
It's like 
BARF ME OU
T...Gag me with a spoon!
Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find
A pair of jeans to fit her butt
And where to get her toenails cut
So like I go into this like salon place, y'know
And I wanted like to get my toenails done
And the lady like goes, oh my 
God, your toenails
Are like so 
GRODYIt was like really embarassing
She's like 
OH MY GOD, like 
BAG THOSE 
TOENAILSI'm like sure...
She goes, uh, 
I don't know if 
I can handle this,y'know...
I was like really embarassed.. .
Valley Girl
She's a Valley 
GirlValley 
GirlShe's a 
Valley Girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley 
GirlAnd there is no cure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley 
GirlAnd there is no cure
Like my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley Girl)
She like makes me do the dishes and (Valley Girl)
CLEAN the cat box (Valley Girl)
I am sureThat's like 
GROSS (Valley Girl)
BARF OUT! (Valley Girl)
OH MY GOD (Valley GirlHi!Uh-huh (Valley Girl)
My name?My name is 
Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl)
Uh -huhThat's right, 
Ondrya (Valley Girl)
Uh -huh...
I know (Valley Girl)
It's like...
I do not talk funny...
I'm sure (Valley Girl)
Whatsa matter with the way 
I talk? (Valley Girl)
I am a VAL, 
I knowBut 
I live in like in a really good part of 
Encino soit's okay (Valley Girl)
So like, I don't know
I'm like freaking out totally
Oh my God!
Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist
I'm getting my braces off, y'know
But I have to wear a retainer
That's going to be really like a total bummer
I'm freaking out
I'm SURELike those things that like stick in your mouth
They're so gross...
You like get saliva all over them
But like, 
I don't know, it's going to be cool, y'know
So you can see my smile
It'll be like really cool
Except my like my teeth are like too small
But NO BIG
GIE...It's so 
AWESOMEIt's like 
TUBULAR, y'know
Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything
It's just like
I don't know
You know me, 
I'm like into like the clean stuff
Like PAC-M
AN and like, 
I don't know
Like my mother like makes me do the dishes
It's like so 
GROSS. . .
Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates
And its like, it's like somebody elses food, y'know
It's like 
GRODY...GR
ODY TO THE 
MAXI'm sure
It's like really nauseating
Like BARF 
OUTGAG ME 
WITH A SPO
ONGROSSI am 
SURETOTALL
Y...