| Song | I Left My Heart In San Francisco |
| Artist | Frank Zappa |
| Album | The Best Band You Never Heard In Your Life |
| I left my heart | |
| Way down in San Francisco | |
| FZ: | |
| One more time for our men in uniform… | |
| Moo moo moo moo | |
| (Moo-moo moo-moo-moo | |
| Me mee-nee mee-nee moo-moo) | |
| FZ: | |
| Later that night… |
| I left my heart | |
| Way down in San Francisco | |
| FZ: | |
| One more time for our men in uniform | |
| Moo moo moo moo | |
| Moomoo moomoomoo | |
| Me meenee meenee moomoo | |
| FZ: | |
| Later that night |