| Song | Telephone Conversation |
| Artist | Frank Zappa |
| Album | We're Only In It For The Money |
| 作词 : Zappa | |
| Frank zappa (guitar, piano, lead vocals) | |
| Billy mundi (drums, vocals, yak) | |
| Bunk gardner (woodwinds) | |
| Roy estrada (electric bass, vocals) | |
| Don preston (retired) | |
| Jimmy carl black (drums, trumpet, vocals) | |
| Ian underwood (piano, woodwinds) | |
| Motorhead sherwood (soprano, baritone saxophone) | |
| Suzy creamcheese (telephone) | |
| Dick barber (snorks) | |
| ...operator? | |
| Phone for a minute, please... | |
| Hello? | |
| ...yes sir... | |
| Ah, can you call six seven eight nine eight six six | |
| ... | |
| Yes | |
| Right | |
| Is that vickie? | |
| He's gonna bump you off the ass | |
| He's got a gun, you know | |
| If he can get ya in laurel canyon, he won't get you here | |
| Hello? | |
| Vickie? | |
| Yeah | |
| What's happening? | |
| Listen: | |
| Your father has called me up this... | |
| Now look, just don't panic but just tell me | |
| I'm not panicking | |
| Ok | |
| I think my phone's captured too | |
| Well don't worry about it, it's quite alright | |
| Fine... your father called me up this afternoon | |
| Just a second... |
| zuò cí : Zappa | |
| Frank zappa guitar, piano, lead vocals | |
| Billy mundi drums, vocals, yak | |
| Bunk gardner woodwinds | |
| Roy estrada electric bass, vocals | |
| Don preston retired | |
| Jimmy carl black drums, trumpet, vocals | |
| Ian underwood piano, woodwinds | |
| Motorhead sherwood soprano, baritone saxophone | |
| Suzy creamcheese telephone | |
| Dick barber snorks | |
| ... operator? | |
| Phone for a minute, please... | |
| Hello? | |
| ... yes sir... | |
| Ah, can you call six seven eight nine eight six six | |
| ... | |
| Yes | |
| Right | |
| Is that vickie? | |
| He' s gonna bump you off the ass | |
| He' s got a gun, you know | |
| If he can get ya in laurel canyon, he won' t get you here | |
| Hello? | |
| Vickie? | |
| Yeah | |
| What' s happening? | |
| Listen: | |
| Your father has called me up this... | |
| Now look, just don' t panic but just tell me | |
| I' m not panicking | |
| Ok | |
| I think my phone' s captured too | |
| Well don' t worry about it, it' s quite alright | |
| Fine... your father called me up this afternoon | |
| Just a second... |