[00:04.98]Be quiet Katie, there is someone at the hatch
[00:09.84]You curse the darkness I'll strike a match
[00:13.74]Undoing the latch I tripped on the scales and fell
[00:18.18]Just as someone hit the reception bell
[00:22.23]The ghost of that injury still remains
[00:26.58]My ankle starts to swell just before it rains
[00:31.02]Leaders of nations, wild Alsatians
[00:35.37]Crumbling foundations, I've lost my patience
[00:44.43]Lets raise our glasses to Mr Onassis
[00:48.99]Protection racket (Hand over the packet)
[00:53.70]Rome needs cement (in this event)
[00:57.42]Go over to the till, Katie (The national)
[01:02.46]Pay this man his rent
[01:07.32]It's a standard procedure
[01:12.12]I forgot to mention that grandmas pension
[01:16.56]Will ease the rent book tension
[01:18.63]A little birdie told me you've been siphoning the poor box
[01:23.19]I heard the knitting circle discussing Chubb Locks
[01:29.55]With no sign of a promotion I've lost my self respect
[01:35.37]You see I built this heap from scratch when I was poor
[01:40.50]Now they're asking me to hoover the floor
[01:44.16]Splash some water over me slap round the face
[01:48.87]Did I miss a meeting I don't recognise the place
[01:53.28]The plug in the socket burns a hole in the pocket
[02:02.82]Lets raise our glasses to Mr Onassis
[02:07.32]Protection racket (Hand over the packet)
[02:12.21]Rome needs cement (in this event)
[02:15.96]Go over to the till, Katie (The national)
[02:21.18]Pay this man his rent to prevent incident
[02:26.19]It's a standard procedure