I'm the wrong color but 
I'm on the one 
Wish I wasn't human, wish 
I was a pop gun 
Get off me babe, 
I'm not your ride 
Besides, I'm out of tickets and 
I mean, where's your pride? 
It's not so terrible being alone 
There's nothing to hurt you, except your own 
Somebody just date raped me to get to me know me 
Speech impediment like let's make macaroni art 
Heart in a furnace, got your learner's permit 
Now you're preggo wondering if you should full term it 
Should you get extensions or maybe just perm it 
Treats you like a pervy switch, he likes to catch, can't really pitch 
He's such a bitch about humidity because now his weave is all ****ed up 
Tucked you in with a bedtime story, act all whorey, sports fantasy about 
Robert Horry 
Three feet big mouth on your teet like a little tyke 
I always show respect to the sluts and the dykes 
And the freon boys and a banned agenda mother**** 
D.O.M.A. baby never surrender 
You've been a fag hag for too long 
Time for stepping out in your front thong (step out) 
Get off me babe, 
I'm not your ride 
Besides, I'm out of tickets and 
I mean, where's your pride? 
It's not so terrible to be alone 
There's nothing to hurt you, except your own 
I'm the wrong color but 
I'm on the one 
Wish I was a chameleon, wish 
I was a pop gun