作词 : Mariasole Benvenuto
作曲 : Zaccaria Francesco Hinegk
What is there to eat in this lovely place I’m in
I’m not so sure it please my needs, I’m all about quinoa and seeds
Honey’s not allowed, it kills the bees

There is bacon egg and cheese and meaty sandwiches
There’s a bunch of different fish and juicy sausages
Oh man, I can’t even read this list
I think I’ll just go with chips and dip

Waiter
Is there milk in here?
It goes against all my beliefs
Waiter
I cannot eat meat
I want some black beans and vegan cheese

Maybe I should just leave, I won’t come back here anymore
I’ll just hit the road and maybe go to a liquor store
This is stressful, but it’s my vegan war

Here’s another page and it is filled with lobster rolls
And another page with only chicken options
Wait a second, how can I resist?
A couple nuggets won’t do me a thing

Waiter
Is there milk in here?
It goes against all my beliefs
Waiter
I cannot eat meat
I want some green peas and vegan cheese

Ma’am I’m sorry to inform all the things thats upon our menu will offend you,
Here’s some water and some lettuce,
I just wish I could to better I got tables here to go tend to,
Oh,
You need a manager to answer all inquiries
and you’re weary that the world ain't quite caught up?
Huh,
Well that’s flyer then a chicken,
Listen I’ll be in the kitchen,
I got bigger fish to fry wassup?
How can I help you?

Waiter
Is there milk in here?
They goes against all my beliefs
Waiter
Is it a lamb I see?
I’ll go with onion rings and vegan cheese

Waiter
Is there milk in here?
It goes against all my beliefs
Waiter
Is it a crab I see?
I want some black beans and vegan cheese

Waiter
Is there milk in here?
It goes against all my beliefs
Waiter
Is it a lamb I see?
I’ll go with onion rings and vegan cheese