作词 : 陈奂仁
 作曲 : 何秉舜/陈奂仁
作曲：陈奂仁/何秉舜
作词：陈奂仁
编曲：陈奂仁/何秉舜
监制：陈奂仁/何秉舜
I never quite got it
Was running hard to it
You killed a bug for it
You lost the bet innit
Eat your vegetables you're constipated
You're never too quiet
To burger king diet
Potato fried wedges
You seem to swear by it
Fast food slows your poo you're constipated
Happiness is a big bag of laxatives
You hate it when mommy makes you wash your hands
I know you're feeding Jack the cabbage when dogs don't do
Vegetables
And you'll never grow
You'll never see your toes
The peas are your buddies
Frolicking broccoli
Popeye he loves spinach
Of course you don't know it
Eat your vegetables you're constipated
Happiness is a big bag of laxatives
You hate it when mommy makes you wash your hands
I know you're feeding Jack the cabbage when dogs don't do
Vegetables
And you'll never grow
You'll never see your toes
Remember the feeling how your tummy hurts so bad
Daddy's gonna ban your burgers and you'll make mommy sad
You're consti pated
Happiness is a big bag of laxatives
You hate it when mommy makes you wash your hands
I see you feeding Jack the cabbage when dogs don't do
Vegetables
And you'll never grow
You'll never see your toes
Just eat it
Happiness is a big bag of laxatives
You hate it when mommy makes you wash your hands
I know you're feeding Jack the cabbage when dogs don't do
Vegetables
And you'll never grow
You'll never see your toes
You're constipated
You're constipated
Poo poo poo poo
M-m- ah m-m- ah m-m- ah
M-m- ah m-m- ah