Bar Mitzvah Boy

Song Bar Mitzvah Boy
Artist Adam Sandler
Album 100% Fresh

Lyrics

[00:00.535] This is one that we don't play that much
[00:02.286] But, uh--but i figured it's ******* Jersey
[00:04.741] I think you might enjoy this
[00:06.544] So here we go
[00:19.735] Thirteenth birthday
[00:21.486] People come from far away
[00:23.210] Aunts and uncles show up
[00:25.117] I brush my fro up
[00:26.893] Feeling skittish
[00:28.669] People speaking Yiddish
[00:30.446] Buy a three-piece suit tie
[00:32.196] Tailor's hand on my thigh
[00:34.077] Pratice for the whole year
[00:35.905] Paralyzed with fear
[00:37.760] Hebrew flash cards on my walls
[00:39.536] Voice is changing, dropped my balls
[00:41.365] Dad's mad at the cost
[00:43.115] Too bad, Mom's the boss
[00:44.891] Grandma's heart full of joy
[00:47.086] For the Bar Mitzvah boy
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[01:02.602] Okay, up on the podium
[01:04.901] I'm starinng out at everyone
[01:06.625] Can't remember how it goes
[01:08.558] Whistle from my rabbi's nose
[01:10.335] Oh, man, this is it
[01:12.163] Make up some crazy ****
[01:13.861] Baruch atah, a cha-cha-cha
[01:15.768] Everybody says, "Good job"
[01:17.649] Now I'm done, sweet relief
[01:19.425] Lipstick on Mama's teeth
[01:21.228] Catholic friends all ask me this
[01:23.135] What the **** is a knish
[01:24.911] Gifts are all coing in
[01:26.687] Checks and bonds and fountain pens
[01:28.490] Make a bank deposit
[01:30.344] Make out in the closet
[01:32.565] He's the Bar Mitzvah boy
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[01:48.630] The rabbi does the Electric Slide
[01:50.224] Grandma's ass is six feet wide
[01:51.974] Party music never stops
[01:53.828] All my friends drinking schnapps
[01:55.526] Boys are short, girls are tall
[01:57.433] Pass me the alcohol
[01:59.210] Chug as much as I can
[02:01.064] Vomit on the klezmer band
[02:02.684] Mom and Dad yell at me
[02:04.722] Disgrace my family
[02:06.393] But I'm a man, so I don't care
[02:08.274] Got my first mustache hair
[02:10.468] I'm the Bar Mitzvah boy
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[02:25.933] And it's the best day of my life
[02:29.407] Until three years later
[02:31.393] When my parents stop
[02:32.699] Making me go to temple