What's your name, baby?
 Desiree.
 Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self.
 What's your name?

 My name's Sean, I want to get it on.
 Ooh.
 You know what I'm talking about, honey, I want to drop some serious loving on you, mama.
 Oh Sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want.
 Yeah baby, I'm strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you...
 Oh my.
 You want to be spinning around for some more lovin' I got for you?
 That's sounds nice, sean.
 You know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor. that's music to my ears.
 I'm already naked, how about you?
 Well, I'm half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine.
 You must look good you stud, are you hard?
 Baby, my tally-whacker's all revved up and ready to go.
 ..."Tally-whacker"?
 No, no, no... I said the sweet-meat.
 Oh my god.
 What?
 I just heard some ****ing idiot call it a tally-whacker.

 Your kidding?
 And his sweet-meat.
 That's so gross.

 No. She did not just ****ing hang up on me for 4 dollars a ****ing minute.