| Song | Men Called Uncle |
| Artist | Elvis Costello & the Attractions |
| Album | Get Happy |
| 作曲 : Costello | |
| Now there's newsprint all over your face | |
| Well maybe that's why I can read you like a book | |
| Just when I thought I was getting my taste to bite | |
| I go and lose my appetite | |
| Look at the men that you'd call uncle | |
| They'd like to sink their teeth into you | |
| For the pride and the pleasure | |
| And the privilege of having you | |
| If I say you're the one do you think that I'm serious | |
| You get that kind of talk from older men | |
| If I say I love you then I must be delirious | |
| So why are you trying to put my temperature up again | |
| Look at the men that you'd call uncle | |
| Having a heart attack round your ankles | |
| When you wake up with X-rated eyes | |
| When you wake up still shaking | |
| How can I apologize | |
| As you check your effects and check your reflection | |
| I'm so affected in the face of your affection | |
| Look at the men that you'd call uncle | |
| Having a heart attack round your ankles | |
| I could swear, I could promise that I'll always be true to you | |
| But we may not live to be so old | |
| I could even say I'm going to do something new to you | |
| Now the girls I see just leave me cold | |
| Look at the men that you call uncle... |
| zuò qǔ : Costello | |
| Now there' s newsprint all over your face | |
| Well maybe that' s why I can read you like a book | |
| Just when I thought I was getting my taste to bite | |
| I go and lose my appetite | |
| Look at the men that you' d call uncle | |
| They' d like to sink their teeth into you | |
| For the pride and the pleasure | |
| And the privilege of having you | |
| If I say you' re the one do you think that I' m serious | |
| You get that kind of talk from older men | |
| If I say I love you then I must be delirious | |
| So why are you trying to put my temperature up again | |
| Look at the men that you' d call uncle | |
| Having a heart attack round your ankles | |
| When you wake up with Xrated eyes | |
| When you wake up still shaking | |
| How can I apologize | |
| As you check your effects and check your reflection | |
| I' m so affected in the face of your affection | |
| Look at the men that you' d call uncle | |
| Having a heart attack round your ankles | |
| I could swear, I could promise that I' ll always be true to you | |
| But we may not live to be so old | |
| I could even say I' m going to do something new to you | |
| Now the girls I see just leave me cold | |
| Look at the men that you call uncle... |